i need help - if you were a bottle of vicodin

[crx girl]

where would i have hidden you. i've apparently attempted to protect myself from my own prescription, and i'm now desiring to use it appropriately and i can't find it. either that or it's under this mass of laundry on my couch. anyway, the point is, my mouth hurts and the weed is not enough

[The Jays]

maybe they flatleft you.

[Keyser Soze]

junkie

[crx girl]

yeah i know it's disgusting.


seriously though, my friend was having a really bad back day, i had nothing to offer. i feel bad. they're around here somewhere, i remember my cat playing with the bottle

[crx girl]

i found them! i'd put them away. in a drawer, where they belonged. see this is why i never clean up.

[The Jays]

now post about what happened with you, your cat, and a bottle of vicodin.