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R. Kelly gets maced
#21
Compliment??? I haven't had one of those in a while. I seriously thought that was sarcasm. I feel all warm inside now.
I hold the dubious honor of being the only person never modded who has also never been to a party who in the past had a shared account with a vegetable reference that has had consensual sex with a woman who wasn't from the board that also knows what >) means and remembers the end of the golden age.
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#22
It was funny, I don't compliment peoples posts very often so take it and revel in it.
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#23
Why did Kelis get kicked off the tour?
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Now you can tell some lies about the good times that you've had
but I've kissed your Mother twice and now I'm working on your Dad.
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#24
Cause he spilled doo doo butter on jay-z's 12 year old niece.
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#25
Oh, i thought he said Kelis.

Nevermind.
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Now you can tell some lies about the good times that you've had
but I've kissed your Mother twice and now I'm working on your Dad.
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#26
Hawt Baux Wrote:Why did Kelis get kicked off the tour?
Kelis??? Was she even on the tour?
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#27
Hawt Baux Wrote:Oh, i thought he said Kelis.

Nevermind.
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Now you can tell some lies about the good times that you've had
but I've kissed your Mother twice and now I'm working on your Dad.
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#28
What will these silly negroes think of next? I cant wait.
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#29
I bet you're the one with the nike knit.
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#30
Is that the latest in poseur wear?
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The spooks come out at night.
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#31
Zootybang Wrote:What will these silly negroes think of next? I cant wait.
I guess this...

Quote:NEW YORK - Shortly after Jay-Z took the stage for his final hometown performance on "The Best of Both Worlds" tour — now down to just one world after the acrimonious departure of co-headliner R. Kelly — the sound of a gunshot boomed out.

Just in case any of the 25,000-plus fans inside Madison Square Garden on Monday night didn't realize it was a sound effect, Jay-Z calmly intoned: "Everybody, you O.K., you safe — THERE ARE NO GUNS IN THE BUILDING!"

With that not-so-subtle dig at Kelly, who bolted from the same stage last Friday after claiming he saw two audience members waving guns, Jay-Z managed to make the "Pied Piper of R&B" an afterthought at the concert where he was supposed to be the main attraction.

At the same time, the spectacular show cemented Jay-Z's status as rap's revered king. Not only for his deft skill at entertaining his loyal subjects, but for his formidable ability to call on his royal court — an all-star cast of about 18 performers, including P. Diddy, Mary J. Blige, Snoop Dogg, Busta Rhymes, Q-Tip and Pharrell.

"One monkey don't stop a show, I'll tell ya," Jay-Z boasted at the top of the concert. "We're going to have even more fun tonight!"
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