Dear Grumpy

[Jack]

Dear Grumpy

Where are you when I have questions I need answered?

[Keyser Soze]

Please don't anyone tell Grumpy that Arpi is gone. That would be the most lopsided trade since the Roger McDowell and Lenny Dykstra for Juan Samuel deal.

[Velociti]

I'd say it would be more of a Larry Anderson for Jeff Bagwell type of thing

[Galt]

That makes no sense.

Which one is the old, but good, Larry Anderson?
Who is the young, unproven, Jeff Bagwell?

[Keyser Soze]

dykstra was scrappy, mcdowell invented the hot foot, where you rolled up some matches with bubble gum and snuck it on the back of a teammates shoe and lit it on fire. those were good times for the mets. juan samuel sucked ass.

[diceisgod]

Larry Anderson specialized in pies to the face.

[crx girl]

why don't ya just ask tiny mike instead?

[Velociti]

yea I was really reaching with that one

[diceisgod]

Dear Grumpy,

Wherever you have been, please stay there and keep those other Short Bus assholes bound & gagged.

Good work.

Regards,
D

[GonzoStyle]

I miss Velociti, he was a good egg.

[diceisgod]

I think Velociti was another/fellow Philly product if memory serves me correctly.

You seem to like that Philly-poster niche.

I bet/guess here: You're the type of guy that cheers or is pulling for the rapists in such movies?

[GonzoStyle]

I bet/guess here: You're the type of guy that cheers or is pulling for the rapists in such movies?

yea cause knowing me that would be a stretch.

[diceisgod]

I have been known to riddle out a thing or two...now and again. But 'poopie' posts and all other such shortbus crowd related intricacies, now that was a truly notable stretch. I dare only dream to acheive such brilliance & malleability.