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unfortunatly he is still alive, he hasnt shaved or washed in 4 days now and if it wasn't for his heavy breathing even when stationary, you'd think he was decaying from the smell of things.
He also has been wearing the same underwear for 8 days now and there is a rather large hole on the back now and his grotesque rear is in plain view.
From the smell of things he hasnt been shaking off or wiping after using the toilet.
I'm amazed he hasnt been fired yet.
I think the end is near and it can't come quick enough.
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i disapprove. i'd like him to last until my birthday party at least.
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as if he's going to fit through the door by next week.
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at what point will you begin to claw at his face
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he's a big guy and still may have some fight left in him, I am not taking any chances yet.
But my time will come.
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have a go the next time he rubs one out on the hardwood floor; he'll be at is most vulnerable
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the front windows open pretty wide at this place.
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the man is having a nervous breakdown and shes worried about her birthday party.
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so Gonzo has become Gomez?
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he'd look hysterical in a jersey dress.
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so am I, I figured he'd resort to just shitting on himself but he's still got some motivation to actually move.
Other than playing with his silly light saber toy.
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his silly light saber toy = penis
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.
That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.
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no he bought an actual replica, it has sound effects on it and lights up. He calls me yoda and pokes me with it one more, I will chew off his balls while he sleeps.
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what a geek!
if i were you i would shit in his shoes
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.
That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.
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shit would make his shoes smell like a fresh meadow compared to the toxic stench that they emit now.
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so long as he doesnt buy you this i wouldnt be too concerned about that poking....
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ok... so its fixed
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