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[Ken'sPen]

The Movie "Q" was horrible....
I sure wish I could have read HedCold's review first, and saved the admission price.

[Keyser Soze]

i feel the same way everytime i read your posts.

[Adolf]

I feel the same way when I stare at my crotch

[Goatweed]

still missin' those balls, huh?

[Adolf]

I will never know the touch of that siamese.

[Goatweed]

that might be a good thing - those slanty eyes scream nothing but trouble.

[Adolf]

they have those tight pussies though, you gotta slip in that shit sideways.

[Goatweed]

good point - whatever you do, be careful!

[Adolf]

I will just stare at my useless cock and sniffle.

[Goatweed]

much like you did before your procedure?

[Adolf]

I was a str8 ^ pimp before that, someone must have gotten jealous.

[Goatweed]

funny, he never used "pimp" when he spoke of you.

[Keyser Soze]

he use to come here and tell us how much he hates that fucking cat.

[Goatweed]

yea, and you knew he wasn't jokin' about it. real cringe stuff.

[Adolf]

who is this, who spake ill of me?!?!?!

[Keyser Soze]

the jew

[Goatweed]

old whats-his-name

[Adolf]

I see, so arpi's been talking trash behind my fur!!!

[Goatweed]

no, not Arpi. you know, the guy who feeds you.

[Keyser Soze]

the government?