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Greatest Bus Driver ever
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02-03-2006, 01:26 PM
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Driver hit for 'Star Wars' fight club on school bus

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School bus driver Michael Cianci allegedly used 'Star Wars' characters such as Jabba the Hutt in sicko fight club.

A 38-year-old bald "Star Wars" geek who called himself The Emperor formed a fight club on his Staten Island school bus - encouraging kids to descend into the dark side and beat their classmates, authorities said yesterday.
News of the mini Death Star on wheels, where middle school students were pummeled and their clothing was cut with scissors - instead of lightsabers - outraged parents.

"I put him on the bus in the morning and I'd like to know he's safe. It's disturbing," said the mother of an 11-year-old boy who was one of the Tottenville Intermediate School students to come forward and reveal the sick game.

"He was always worried he was going to get in a headlock or get pushed," the mom added. "He was a target. I'm appalled because I think I'm putting him in a safe place."

Bus driver Michael Cianci created The Death Cheese Club to keep order and gave the toughest of the middle school kids nicknames like Darth, Sith Warrior and Jabba, law enforcement sources said.
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#2
02-03-2006, 01:30 PM
they should find the snitch and drag him behind the bus.
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.

That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.


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#3
02-03-2006, 01:55 PM
why does it have to be "star wars geek!" right away, thats not considered innapropriate but 38 year old black nigger, would be.

what kinda world are we living in!
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02-03-2006, 03:19 PM
At least he wasn't ass raping them.
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02-03-2006, 03:55 PM
<------------ works in the same Firm as his wife (she's a secretary). This is the talk of the department today.
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#6
02-03-2006, 03:56 PM
shoot her with a sling shot,
and yell "Ewok Attack"
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02-03-2006, 03:59 PM
she doesnt work in the department with me, she's on another floor. To my knowledge, she's here today so I'm sure somoene has said something to her. I dont know her personally but I've spoken to her a few times, she's very nice.
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02-03-2006, 04:04 PM
take an elevator to her floor,
shoot her with a slingshot,
and yell "Ewok Attack".
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02-03-2006, 04:12 PM
ok, I'll let you know how it goes.
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02-03-2006, 04:22 PM
it didn't go over so well.
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02-03-2006, 04:44 PM
Is her nickname Jabbadaslut?
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#12
02-03-2006, 05:23 PM
tell her, "apology accepted captain neeta"

that will send out the geek signal and fbd will show up "ITS FUCKIN NEEDA!!!"
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02-03-2006, 05:32 PM
Why is it always the kid who is getting beat up that complains.

Mad - Jabbadaslut, thats funny

Ken - it's eewok
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02-03-2006, 05:59 PM
Tequila Wrote:it's eewok

sound the alarm, the geek squads on the way.
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02-03-2006, 06:16 PM
the stupid spic is can barely speak English,
but I bet he's fluent in Clingon.
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02-03-2006, 09:02 PM
Ken'sPen Wrote:Clingon.

Oh man, now goats gonna get pissed.

fbd and goat are gonna fuck you guys up for this... once they get back from the convention.
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02-03-2006, 09:06 PM
you've already done the work for us
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#18
02-03-2006, 09:07 PM
..... pwned have I been.
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#19
02-03-2006, 09:08 PM
was that a little too obvious?
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02-03-2006, 09:11 PM
NOT AT ALL
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