02-08-2006, 05:05 PM
I would grab a magic marker, and draw a verticle line down each cheek,
then instead of one fat ass,
it would look like two nice asses.
then instead of one fat ass,
it would look like two nice asses.
![[Image: KENSIG1.jpg]](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/0903/drusilla/KENSIG1.jpg)
As long as the gag is over......
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02-08-2006, 05:05 PM
I would grab a magic marker, and draw a verticle line down each cheek,
then instead of one fat ass, it would look like two nice asses. ![]()
02-08-2006, 05:08 PM
Ken's jokes are so two days ago.
![]() Now you can tell some lies about the good times that you've had but I've kissed your Mother twice and now I'm working on your Dad.
02-08-2006, 05:14 PM
keyser....
has anyone who has met me, ever described me as over weight? I am intrigued by this line of attack. ![]()
02-08-2006, 05:16 PM
im going by your picture. if it is out of date and you have slimmed down since, i apologize, but you conceded earlier that you are out of shape. perhaps you can grace us with a more recent picture of yourself for comparison?
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02-08-2006, 05:20 PM
keyser is desperately grasping at anything he can to turn the attention away from his disgrace.
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.
That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you. GonzoStyle Wrote:I pledge my undying love for Arpi, any retraction of this undying love is to be ignored. Nominated for," 2005 poster of the year", by 4 out of 6 mods!
02-08-2006, 05:22 PM
I am 15-20 pounds from my ideal weight,
I have a 34 inch waist, if this constitutes fat in your book, I am guilty. I grew weary of seeing photoshopped pictures of myself on another site, after I attended a few get togethers, so I'll pass on posting...... starting monday, I will officially start the Fit Club, so you can monitor my progress. ![]()
02-08-2006, 05:23 PM
i like keysers schoolboy crush on maria.
dont say something mean about her, or ill beat you up! ![]()
02-08-2006, 05:24 PM
there has been one clear thing about keyser...he likes to make judgements based on very little, if any, information..and most of it is hearsay.
There are four kinds of people in this world: cretins, fools, morons, and lunatics.
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02-08-2006, 05:26 PM
Gooch Wrote:there has been one clear thing about keyser...he likes to make judgements based on very little, if any, information..and most of it is hearsay. That's the mating dance of the NJ guido. ![]() The spooks come out at night.
02-08-2006, 05:28 PM
Gooch Wrote:there has been one clear thing about keyser...he likes to make judgements based on very little, if any, information..and most of it is hearsay. and he likes to try to do it safely by adding, "i'll apologize" ![]()
02-08-2006, 05:29 PM
given the nature of this Board, and it's years of history, I was a bit shocked by Keyser's physical threats in defending Hawty's honor......
but I should never underestimate the actions of a horny man. ![]()
02-08-2006, 05:30 PM
He just wants bagels, that's what it really all coese down to.
![]() Now you can tell some lies about the good times that you've had but I've kissed your Mother twice and now I'm working on your Dad.
02-08-2006, 05:31 PM
Ken'sPen Wrote:I am 15-20 pounds from my ideal weight, I should apologize for doing that but I am holding it until I get an honest answer from you on something... Now that we're friends again, we can laugh about the past. Tell me your honest opinion on the Jeopardy thread I made.
02-08-2006, 05:33 PM
You want to get beat up, is that it?
![]() Now you can tell some lies about the good times that you've had but I've kissed your Mother twice and now I'm working on your Dad.
02-08-2006, 05:34 PM
Her vag has to be bigger then the lil tiny slit in a bagel.
![]() The spooks come out at night.
02-08-2006, 05:36 PM
Hoon Wrote:I should apologize for doing that but I am holding it until I get an honest answer from you on something... not you or the doors site that I am referring too...... I was a moderator on a site for a while, till I got booted for life.... a member there was REALLY obsessed and treated me to 10 photo shops a day.... for months. your jeopardy thread was mostly lame, with 2-3 good posts. ![]() |
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