I just saw something thats absolutely brilliant

[GonzoStyle]

I just got a resume and I am amazed at how brilliant it is because it's written in the third person, I wish I could post it.

[Ken'sPen]

maybe the guy is illiterate,
and his mommy wrote it for him......

THAT would not be brilliant.

[GonzoStyle]

That would be delicious

[Goatweed]

is he hired?

[Ken'sPen]

brilliant would be the man who would post this resume for us.

[GonzoStyle]

is he hired?

I'm gonna call him later, I bet he talks like The Rock.

[Hoon]

Stolen right from under me.

[Ken'sPen]

For crossing the finish line second....
Hoon just got the Silver.

[Goatweed]

is he hired?

I'm gonna call him later, I bet he talks like The Rock.

if he does you know you gotta hire him, right? the comedy fodder you'll get from him will be priceless.

[Hoon]

When he fucks up, you could suplex him onto the cold........hard......concrete.

[GonzoStyle]

Ok heres a snippet.

Mr. ******* has demonstrated many innovative and progressive management techniques in areas, now Mr. ****** seeks to work for you.

HE DOESNT LIST THE AREAS!!!

He's that fuckin cool!

[Ken'sPen]

When he fucks up, you could suplex him onto the cold........hard......concrete.

Gonzo would be his manager,
so it would be more appropriate for him to yell in his ear with a blow horn,
like the mouth of the south.

[Hoon]

Ok heres a snippet.

Mr. ******* has demonstrated many innovative and progressive management techniques in areas, now Mr. ****** seeks to work for you.

HE DOESNT LIST THE AREAS!!!

He's that fuckin cool!

It would be great if the ****** was SALIZAR!
Case sensitive, too... spelled with caps and exclamation points!!