CDIH Podcast 5 - The Douche Bag Strikes Back

[Keyser Soze]

you shouldnt move out to do podcasts. you should move out cause you're 22 and you should act like a man.

[HedCold]

so lets see. i get to do whatever i want, not have to pay rent, can save up money while looking for a full time job, not have to stress out or worry if i can make all my bills

or be your definition of a man

tough call

[Keyser Soze]

you'll soon learn that being a man is about being responsible for yourself and not catching a free ride at the expense of your freedom and dignity.

[HedCold]

what freedom am i losing? they don't tell me where to go or what to do. they don't tell me what time to be home, or when to go to bed. if i really wanted to move out i could, but financially it doesn't make any sense. i could move in with jessica, but then i'd have to wake up at 4am just to get to work on time.
what dignity am i losing? that you think less of me? hahahaaah oooh that stings!
but keep projecting your life, its amusing. i have no problems with my parents

[Keyser Soze]

except the fact you can't have normal conversations in your own bedroom with your friends.

[HedCold]

i could have, i chose not to
its also called being considerate. my mom was sleeping

[HollywoodJewMoses]

she might have flipped out, aka asked questions

[Keyser Soze]

my mom was sleeping

that about sums it up right there.

[HollywoodJewMoses]

oh god forbid someone be considerate!

keyser i wish you were considerate, and chopped off all of your fingers, that way nobody would have to read your nonsense ever again

[Galt]

she might have flipped out, aka asked questions

That match.com thread is the best thing that's ever happened to WBK. He's been hot as a pistol of late.

[HedCold]

yea, no one sleeps at midnight. thats when everyone is on the internet

[HollywoodJewMoses]

why are you getting so angry?!

[HedCold]

i have so much rage!!! HEDCOLD SMASH!!!!

[GonzoStyle]

oh god forbid someone be considerate!

keyser i wish you were considerate, and chopped off all of your fingers, that way nobody would have to read your nonsense ever again

Keyser still doesn't realize that if wasn't typing, giggling and talking to his PC at 2:am then maybe his girlfriend would still be with him.

[Mad]

why should i move out just so i can do podcasts in private, when i can stay here and save up money? i'm not on lockdown, i just didn't feel like being asked what i was doing.

YOU DON'T HAVE TO BUY THE COW IF THE MILKS FREE.

[Keyser Soze]

Keyser still doesn't realize that if wasn't typing, giggling and talking to his PC at 2:am then maybe his girlfriend would still be with him.

even if that was the case, i'd have left her ass if she tried to take my precious CDIH away from me!!!

BROS BEFORE HOES!!!

[HollywoodJewMoses]

die.

[Galt]

adding "Broes before Hoes" was definitely worth the edit.

[The Sleeper]

this thread > the podcast

[GonzoStyle]

Keyser still doesn't realize that if wasn't typing, giggling and talking to his PC at 2:am then maybe his girlfriend would still be with him.

even if that was the case, i'd have left her ass if she tried to take my precious CDIH away from me!!!

BROS BEFORE HOES!!!

i'd leave her tits but I guess I loves me a nice ass.