03-21-2006, 01:18 AM
finger them in the asshole, right!?!?
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...maria
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03-21-2006, 01:22 AM
whereever they are looser. don't stop until you've stretched them out at least one one finger's worth
There are four kinds of people in this world: cretins, fools, morons, and lunatics.
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03-21-2006, 01:29 AM
Did'ya ice your finger before you did it?
Well, DID'YA?!?!!?!? ![]() Now you can tell some lies about the good times that you've had but I've kissed your Mother twice and now I'm working on your Dad.
03-21-2006, 01:42 AM
gotta buy a slurpy first and hold on to it for about two minutes then ur all ready to go!
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03-21-2006, 01:51 AM
When you say "slurppy" you mean "bag of heroin".
Right? RIGHT!? ![]() Now you can tell some lies about the good times that you've had but I've kissed your Mother twice and now I'm working on your Dad.
03-21-2006, 02:39 AM
You need to use at least two, if not three fingers to get the right amount of moistness.
![]() The spooks come out at night.
03-21-2006, 02:41 AM
and then all of a sudden, the kooks come out of the woodwork
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03-21-2006, 03:15 AM
Shit i'd be proud. So you drank slurrpees and went down on each other. Then what?
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03-21-2006, 03:18 AM
this thread rules
03-21-2006, 03:28 AM
Hope you strapped a board on your ass first.
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