The Laz and Ken buddy bonding thread

[Hoon]

i am throwing lazs' ethnicity into question.
a real brother would've claimed he'd graduated from the school of hard knocks.

[Keyser Soze]

gonzo is more street than laz, lets keep it real here.

[Black Lazerus]

i am from the ghetto homie i was raised on bread and bologna.

[Keyser Soze]

you're a full blown honky now though.

[Hoon]

Laz, do we need to get gonzo in here to teach you how to act black?

[Black Lazerus]

why... i said my mom taught me how to deal with society

[Mad]

Daddy did a fuck and run?

[Keyser Soze]

he ran off and fucked your mother. newsflash, laz is your brother.

[Hoon]

I wish Laz was my brother.
That way, when people call me a racist I could yell, 'MY BROTHER IS BLACK!'

[Black Lazerus]

nah my parents were marrierd then divorced i saw my dad regularly. bible thumping grnadparents would not have it any other way.

[Keyser Soze]

i bet they loved the fact you married a jehovah's witness

[Hoon]

what kind of ceremony will your wedding will you have?

[Black Lazerus]

she ain't practicing fool but no they are cool with it.

[Keyser Soze]

did you meet her when she came to your front door unannounced?

[Mad]

he ran off and fucked your mother. newsflash, laz is your brother.

Considering, I'm whiter then white with blond hair and blue eyes, I don't think so.

[Hoon]

a nation of mads is what hitler had in mind!!

[Keyser Soze]

that worked out well

[Luna]

I like Mad.

[Mad]

Hitler was a phony fraud. There is no such thing as a 'Master" race, except the guy left standing with all the gold and guns.

[Keyser Soze]

its always comes back to guns, doesnt it?