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You are lucky that you will get an invite. best man HA
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over/under on the divorce - 1 year
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Pussy whipped men never divorce. It's very similar to battered-woman syndrome.
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cock whipped would make sense, you can whip someone with a cock, you see what i'm sayin?
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did you ever play with your feces and go "WOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"?
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over/under on a gang related shootout at the reception - 2 dead
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If Laz's lady was cock whipped, she wouldn't have his balls in a vise 24/7.
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i was going to write that this thread sucks, but that would be an insult to all things that suck.
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.
That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.
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i think arpi would be a good best man
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I think arpi would be good if he left and never came back.
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maybe someone will throw a folding chair into the crowd on the dance floor
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im starting to not see the difference between keyser and arpi
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Keyser is the cute one, he's the tom hanks half of the bosom buddies.
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thanks, i am flattered, but i have an appointment that i cannot break for that weekend. sorry.
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.
That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.
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i can stare and giggle at that sig forever