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A dark day in the Keyser household
#1
Keyser must be through two boxes of kleenex by now.

Quote:Gooden Sentenced to One Year in Prison 40 minutes ago

TAMPA, Fla. - Former baseball star Dwight Gooden was sentenced Wednesday to a year and a day in prison for violating probation by using cocaine.

The 41-year-old pitcher was serving three years' probation for speeding away from a police officer during a drunken driving stop when he admitted last month to a probation officer that he had used cocaine.

As part of his probation, Gooden had been ordered to stay away from alcohol, drugs and bars, and to submit to a minimum of three random urine tests a week. He also spent two months in an inpatient treatment facility for alcohol and drug addiction.

Gooden was the 1984 Rookie of the Year and 1985 NL Cy Young winner while with the New York Mets. He went 194-112 with a 3.51 ERA before retiring in 2001. He also pitched for the New York Yankees, Cleveland Indians, Houston Astros and Tampa Bay Devil Rays.

During his playing days, Gooden was suspended for 60 days in 1994 for testing positive for cocaine while with the Mets. He tested positive for cocaine again while on suspension and was sidelined for the 1995 season.
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#2
it's kinda overdue, isn't it?
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#3
Sad
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#4
fuck the junkie!
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.

That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.


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#5
exactly.
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#6
dont agree with me, you shambling mound of camel innards!
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.

That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.


GonzoStyle Wrote:I pledge my undying love for Arpi, any retraction of this undying love is to be ignored.



Nominated for," 2005 poster of the year", by 4 out of 6 mods!
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#7
i'm a Mets fan and I loved Doc.. but once he left, i stopped caring.. Good riddens!
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#8
i like when steinbrenner started collecting ex-Mets. that was funny.
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#9
who else did he collect besides Straw and Doc?
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#10
hmm, seems that the mutts are managed by a true champion.
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.

That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.


GonzoStyle Wrote:I pledge my undying love for Arpi, any retraction of this undying love is to be ignored.



Nominated for," 2005 poster of the year", by 4 out of 6 mods!
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#11
Ronin Wrote:who else did he collect besides Straw and Doc?
cone
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#12
cone, doc, straw, orosco, ojeda, mazilli, olerud, zeile, ventura, i could go on....
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#13
no need
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#14
Ronin Wrote:i'm a Mets fan and I loved Doc.. but once he left, i stopped caring.. Good riddens!

RIDDENS! idiot.
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#15
i thought this thread was a reference to keysers birth
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.

That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.


GonzoStyle Wrote:I pledge my undying love for Arpi, any retraction of this undying love is to be ignored.



Nominated for," 2005 poster of the year", by 4 out of 6 mods!
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#16
wow, holy shit
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