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A Tip From A Jersey State Trooper
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A Tip From A Jersey Trooper

NJ is starting up a 30 day speeding ticket rally. From what I hear,
every trooper assigned to this has to hand out 1 ticket every 10 to 20
minutes. They will be focusing in around this area so watch out. Here's what
a New Jersey State trooper sent:

Starting today, New Jersey will launch a 30 day speeding ticket
frenzy. The state estimates that 9 million dollars will be generated in
speeding tickets. 1 million will go to pay state troopers' overtime.
There will 50 state troopers on duty at all times patrolling the 9 main
intersections and highways. They are the following:

I-295 north and south
1-95 (Jersey Turnpike) north and south
1-80 east and west
I-287 north and south
I-78 east and west
1-195 east and west
1-280 east and west
Rt. 130 north and south
Garden State Parkway north and south

I'm warning everyone now that 5 mph above the limit can justify a ticket
and every state trooper is supposed to pull a car over and write a ticket
every 10 to 20 minutes. They have issued 30 brand new unmarked Crown
Victoria cruisers and are bringing in all of their part timers on full time.
If you work in NJ, NY, DE or CT you will probably take one of these
highways. It's up to you how fast you are going when they clock you.

101.5 FM confirmed all of this. So be safe and don't forget speeding
tickets re on you. You've been warned."

Then the same friend, emailed me the following:


Driving Ticket fine increase in NJ:

Starting on August 15th, the price of a ticket for violation of NJ
Law39:3-29 (failure to show your driver's license, registration, or
insurance card at the time you are stopped) is going from $44.00 to
$173.00. Please make sure your vehicles have the proper documents in them.
If you jump in the car to run to the store and forget your wallet with your
license in it and you are stopped.... Oh well... you just spent $173. And
the fine for not having all three documents is $519!!!
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#2
What a fucking scam.
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The spooks come out at night.
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#3
well, another reason Nj sucks ass
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The list just doesn't end now does it ?
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#5
fucking retards

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#6
Laz beat me too it - and even without snopes. it would be IMPOSSIBLE for them to pull over so many people every 20 minutes.
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ha ha! keyser is a chump!
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.

That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.


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#8
funny thread.
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