the magic bullet

[HedCold]

so joobies has some imitation magic bullet knock off, and its just as amazing as in the infomercial. the other night i threw some strawberrys, ice and yogurt in a cup and had a smoothie ready to go in seconds. i'm excited to go home today and use this thing later.
anyone else have one?

[Goatweed]

for a second I thought this was about a sextoy.

and no, I have neither the sextoy or the mini-blender - I'm sure both are loads of fun tho!

[HedCold]

i think first i'll make a kool aid slushie

[GonzoStyle]

I thought we were gonna discuss various theories on the kennedy assassination.

[HedCold]

this is way more exciting

[GonzoStyle]

back and to the left, back and to the left.

[Goatweed]

I fell asleep in the theater trying to watch that piece of garbage - true story.

[Keyser Soze]

what the fuck is the magic bullet?

[GonzoStyle]

the thing your boyfriend shoves up your ass

[Goatweed]

wouldnt that be his cock?

[Goatweed]

and when did Keyser switch teams?

[The Jays]

what the fuck is the magic bullet?

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This device has one of the most surreal infomercials I've seen in a while

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[GonzoStyle]

wouldnt that be his cock?

yeah but I was also sayin his man has a small cock.

[Goatweed]

ah, I see. good one!

[Black Lazerus]

maybe you should hook joobies up with one of these so you both can be happyhttp://www.somethingsexyboutique.com/car...4000&a=139

[HedCold]

i have all the magic she needs

[Goatweed]

see that's what I thought it was!

[GonzoStyle]

i have all the magic she needs

that line is even funnier if you picture joseph whispering that in retort to the original statement.

[Keyser Soze]

its a fucking blender?

[HedCold]

its the most amazing blender ever, but fucking is not involved.