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A blonde goes in to the doctor’s office for a pregnancy test. A short time later, the doctor returns with the results. "Yes, ma’am, you’re pregnant!" he announces, beaming. The blonde is stunned. "Oh my god," she says, "is it mine?"
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how does a blond turn on the lights after sex?
opens the car door :crackhead:
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Do that voodoo that you do, so well ~>
HITTING BOTTOM ISN'T A WEEKEND RETREAT! IT'S NOT A SEMINAR! ONLY AFTER YOU'VE LOST EVERYTHING ARE YOU FREE TO DO ANYTHING! YOU SEE, YOU LISTEN, BUT YOU DON'T GET IT! YOU HAVE TO FORGET EVERYTHING YOU KNOW, EVERYTHING YOU THINK YOU KNOW!
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New lover, Dig?
<span style='color:orange'>4 times? 4 times and now im a fag?</span>
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But is she a natural blonde?
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:crackhead: Blonde goes to her doctor...tells the doctor how everything she touches, hurts. He asks her to touch her head. She does and screams in pain. She touches her knee and screams, touches her nose and screams...The doctor looks at her and smacks her in the head. You're fingers' broken.  mokey: :crackhead:
We're all going to Hell and I'm driving the bus!!!!
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A blonde, a red head and a brunette were competing in the English
Channel Breast Stroke Competition.
The redhead won and the brunette came in second. However, there
was no sign of the final contestant. Hours and hours went by
causing grave concern and worry. Just as everyone was losing
hope, the blonde finally arrived.
The crowd was extremely happy and relieved to see her. They
embraced the young girl as she came ashore. After all of the
excitement died down, she leaned over to the judge and whispered,
"I hate to be a bad loser, but I think those other girls used
their arms."
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Q: Why do blondes get confused in the ladies room?
A: They have to pull their own pants down.
Q: Why do blondes wear panties?
A: To keep their ankles warm.
Q: Why did the blonde stare at frozen orange juice can for 2 hours?
A: Because it said 'concentrate'.
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Q:What are two blondes standing together, ear to ear?
A:A windtunnel
Q:What do you say to a blonde woman with 2 black eyes?
A:Nothing, she has already been told twice.
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A man comes home from work one night to catch his blonde wife
sliding naked down the banister.
He blurts out, "What do you think you're doing!?"
"Just heating up dinner." she replies.
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Q: What does a blonde say to JerseyThunder?
A: Get the Hell away from me you scary bastard!
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What does a Blonde say to WhackBagKid?
You are not going to show these pictures to anyone else, right?
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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
so true
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Quote:Q:What do you say to a blonde woman with 2 black eyes?
A:Nothing, she has already been told twice.
Thats what you say to any woman. :-p
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Most blonde jokes are just recycled polish jokes.
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How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree?
You wave at her.
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"Look at that dead bird" Blond looks up
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how do you stop a blonde tank? shoot the two girls pushing it
doesnt have the same effect, danked
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