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hedcold's unemployment log, exciting play by play
#1
so this is day 2 of being unemployed. they tried making a full time position for me but the way they did it was shady i guess, HR nixed it, found out i wasn't a student anymore and shouldn't be a co-op, and i was "dismissed"

i applied for unemployment yesterday, then did absolutely nothing.

so far, today i went to 7-11 and got a big cup of blueberry creme coffee, and now i'm on staten island waiting to hear from my friends about something to do today.

i hope my future blueberry cremes can be courtesy of new york state tax payer money.
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#2
i need someone to do my laundry.
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#3
you could always become a male hooker. they have some great hours..
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#4
Keyser Soze Wrote:i need someone to do my laundry.
i'm not touching anything your boys touched
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#5
by boys you mean the guys who he has intercourse with, aka da fagzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
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#6
you've abandoned JC already?
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#7
wishful thinking by gonzostyle
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#8
no i just had to go to do something yesterday and today. i'm still there
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#9
Keyser Soze Wrote:wishful thinking by gonzostyle

Hey toots if I wanted to fuck you i'd just distract you with a shiney wrapper.
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#10
i am eligible for unemployment and will be collecting starting next week.

summer of hedcold!
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#11
you have retarded luck
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#12
seriously, he's like peter sellers in the film 'being there'.
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#13
when life hands him lemons, he has sex with three girls at once
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GonzoStyle Wrote:
Keyser Soze Wrote:wishful thinking by gonzostyle

Hey toots if I wanted to fuck you i'd just distract you with a shiney wrapper.

all you have to do is ask.
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#15
I haven't had the urge lately, i'm losing my sex drive.
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#16
too busy cataloging your DVDs?
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#17
oh snap
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#18
yeah thats it exactly
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#19
NCAA 2007 is a good way to pass the time.
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#20
its been the summer of tenbats since 2004
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