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she's a filthy dirty whore scumbag...
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...but I love her soooo fucking much. This is the girl right here, drives me crazy, what really does it for me. Sure there's tons of unbelievably hot chicks out there, some maybe more attractive than Carmen but I guess it's just a strange personal thing for me, my American Graffiti dream girl or something like that. How about you? Who is that one chick you would murder your parents for? The girl that if you could snap your fingers and boom there she would be girl (or guy for the one or two chicks left on the board)?


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#2
She's single now.
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#3
Yeah i know. I can't wait to see who the next piece of trash is that she defiles herself with.
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I met her twice, she's ridiculously hot & nice as hell - even with the hep.
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#5
Carmen and Selma Hayek..
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#6
A clean box shaved Selma Hayek > that cum dumpster Carmen or Hep C whore.
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#7
are you saying that the c-dumster would be better than a landing stripe box Selma Hayek?
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#8
Not if it's high and tight.
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#9
It's a toss up between christina aguilera and beyonce.
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#10
its always jessica alba for me.
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#11
i have to concur with my african american brother gonzo
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#12
i'd also like to add marias ass to the list.
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#13
i think i might have to go with the chick in Logistics..
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#14
I'll have to say after we spent some quality time together, I pick Jessica Biel.
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#15
Jennifer Tilly
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Rooner Wrote:Jennifer Tilly

even sounding like robert mitchum won't help you now, loserface.
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#17
Heidi Klum, but I've been thinking of trading her in for a younger model.
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#19
who is that?
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GonzoStyle Wrote:i'd also like to add marias ass to the list.

She misses you, too.
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