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While filling out my flex-benfits forms for my new job, I discovered that with my company's Accidental Death & Dismemberment coverage, if I become a qudrapalegic I get $1,000,000. If I lose an arm or leg, I get $750k, a hand nets me $500k, and if I lose the thumb and forefinger on the same hand, I get $250k.
There doesn't seem to be an appropriate gap between what those maladies are worth.
But seriously, $250k to lose a thumb and forefinger!?!
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How would you jerk off without them?
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I'm Irish. I only need one hand.
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you get double if you them on a train!!!
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Your code vexes the internet.
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what do I need to do to them on a train to double my money?
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you would at least think that galt saw fatal instinct.
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yeah, well you shouldn't think because then you make a thi out of n and k
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what's happened to you in all that time you were gone?
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<Goatweed> Titty McCheesehater
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I was referring to "double indemnity"
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ooh i dont like black a white movies cause it hurts my eyes!!!
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I have actually seen double indemnity.
My point WAS THAT GONZO LEFT OUT A FUCKING WORD FROM HIS SENTENCE.
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what's with all of anger?
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