So

[Hoon]

Am I the only member who's never been a moderator here?

I see dice's name is green now which tells me I've fallen off of Gonzo's favorites list. Well fuck you, buddy. You may be a lover but you ain't no dancer.

[diceisgod]

show up more than every other month and maybe you too can taste the sweet nectars of modhood

[Hoon]

I shouldn't have to.
Destroying Arpi should've been enough.

[diceisgod]

It's almost over anyway so you will have the dubious distinction of never being a mod. Congrats!

[Hoon]

To be truthful I only came here because I was bored. Evertime I do, I'm surprised it's still open.

This board is as stubborn as Terry Schaivo.

[GonzoStyle]

a terry schaivo joke, and you wonder why you're not a favorite.

[Goatweed]

seriously, what's next - some witty Joan of Arc reference?

[GonzoStyle]

so eve says, "it's just an apple!!!"

[Hoon]

Oh, and the whole 'I jerk off on my own face' thing isn't older than Magic's Johnson's HIV?





(See how I did that? See?
I made another reference to an old topic

Legend, I tell you.)

[Danked]

Nazi bologna is so 2003.

[Arpikarhu]

I shouldn't have to.
Destroying Arpi should've been enough.

i must be getting old because i have no memory of this incident. i cant even remember every really interacting with hoon in any way other than cursory.

[GonzoStyle]

Oh, and the whole 'I jerk off on my own face' thing isn't older than Magic's Johnson's HIV?





(See how I did that? See?
I made another reference to an old topic

Legend, I tell you.)

I'd love to see where I mentioned that, if you are referring to my status, I didnt pick it.

so what's next, some cold war metaphors maybe? Tell us again how you destroyed the great threat known as arpi, single handed!

[Hoon]

much better retort than your usual, 'who are you'

[Goatweed]

I dont recall Arpi being 'defeated' either.

[Buttmunch]

Shut the fuck up.

Wah, wah, wah, I'm not a moderator. (and gee there's so much to moderate too!!!!!!1111!!1!!1).

Join the club fucko.

I'll anticipate the question: Who am I?

No one.

[GonzoStyle]

you've had that building up for a while, ey?

[release the bats]

i havent either.

[GonzoStyle]

well that answers hoons question.

[release the bats]

i could have been great.

[GonzoStyle]

you're next in line after hoon and mad.