Don't Forget Bosses Day

[Hoon]

It wasn't until about a half hour ago that our boss reminded us it's bosses day. It wasn't tough pretending we were sorry because the next hour consisted of us gathering unique presents from folks in the office.

He was presented with expired coupons, a hotball, a paper pirate hat and the best gift of all was from me. I know it was the best gift because it got the most laughs and the most attention.




if you'd like you could save this image, MS Paint Mark's name out and write your bosses name in.

[Luna]

a paper pirate hat....

[GonzoStyle]

what if your boss doesn't have such a stylish moustache?

[Hoon]

sorry. i can't allow my art to be mutilated.
the nose nest stays!

[GonzoStyle]

I wish I could grow in a sweet ass handle bar moustache, like bill the bucther.

then I would walk around in green pants with a butcher knife and call people savages!

[virgingrrl]

its my boss's birthday today also.
woo.

my co-workers got him donuts and coffee.
i had the privilage of getting him the balloon he insessently
asked for on friday.

[Hoon]

it's bosses day.
not our bosses birthday.

[virgingrrl]

on top of being boss's day.....it is also my boss's birthday.

understand now?

no singing....though i did tell him to tie the balloon to
his wrist since he wanted it so badly.

he said no.

i asked him why he wanted it so badly then.

he said just cuz.

i said what are you five?

i'll be fired by the end of the week.

[Gooch]

luckily, my bosses really don't care.

They're nihilists.

[Black Lazerus]

my people brought me in a cake and burger king for lunch i am such a great boss

[Gooch]

surprised they didn't bring you chittlings and gizzards before they went back out to pick cotten.

[Black Lazerus]

like we let them IN the house

[GonzoStyle]

I pissed in the toilet instead of the sink today, happy boss day!!!

[Goatweed]

wow, you must really like your boss!

[Hoon]

he's the most.

and he's great at math.

[GonzoStyle]

I bet goat was talking to me.

[drusilla]

i could go days without seeing my boss.

i'm hoping he has no idea today is bosses day if that is indeed a "holiday"

[GonzoStyle]

I think hoons boss is a attention whore.

[drusilla]

mine is too.

he got a colonoscopy 2 weeks ago and he was so out of it when he got home, that he passed out in his bathroom smashing his head on something causing him to get 30 stitches above his eye. he also mysteriously hurt his shoulder in the fall that he keeps coming in to see me for treatment for. he keeps forgetting that he told me this story & i've heard it about 3 times already. maybe he knocked something loose when he fell. did i really have to know it was a colonoscopy that caused it?

[faceman802]

I think hoon<strike>s boss</strike> is a attention whore.

I'd agree with that statement