Fat Guy at a football game.

[HedCold]

to bother you?
i'm not even a giants fan

[Ken'sPen]

if you want to bother me,
then next time don't tuck your tail between your legs and run off.

you always were such a little bitch.

[HedCold]

85 must have been a sweet year. did you have kooky hair?

[Ken'sPen]

nope,
but back then,
I was hotter than keyser and hoon combined.....

getting old sucks.

[Luna]

oh, sheddep... you're aging well.

[Hoon]

very sexy!
you're in the no cancer club, buddy!

[Ken'sPen]

c'mon short stuff,
PICTURE!!!!!

[Hoon]

I was going to drive you crazy and not post it but, my stature is on the line.

As I said, this was at one of Rutgers last games last year vs. Cinncinati. Brian is 6'2".
You can check this at any official Rutgers Football site.

[Ken'sPen]

I am discounting that picture as a fraud,
you are standing far behind him,
and the picture is taken at a downward angle....

you could be on a fucking ramp,
never mind the optical illusions that are possible when you take a picture at that angle.........

that picture doesn't prove shit.

[Hoon]

you got me.

see, the 6'2" 230lb full back is sitting on my brothers lap.


surely someone here has been to the Rutgers training facility.

[Ken'sPen]

I posted some excellent points about camera angles,
but the site crapped out again....

bottom line,
that pic proves nothing to me.

[Hoon]

yes it does.

but it's ok. you can continue the merit-less short jokes until the become older than your SSN like you did the whole "i hate keyser", bit.

you NEED this so i'll allow you to have it.

[Hoon]

SPERMBURPER!

[Ken'sPen]

SPERMBURPER!

that is to this Board,
what JERKSTORE is to Seinfeld.

[Hoon]

that's why giving goatweed props for chuckles is a farce.

[Goatweed]

would Slappy have been better?

[Hoon]

you chose slappy because you used your best stuff on the podcast, RIGHT?

[Goatweed]

I wasnt on the podcast - you feeling ok?

[Hoon]

i'm ill with disappointment, now.

i was expecting a podcast featuring you.

[Goatweed]

my apologies, whenever they decide tyo reconvene I'll do my best to be a part of it - though I suspect you'll be very disappointed.