Rush has moved up to crack

[faceman802]

Sorta the way liberal is a put-down for everyone whose not republican.

From what I gather, neo-cons are people who force morality on everyone else, start wars based on lies for the sake of starting wars, keep the country at a constant state of fear for the sake of absorbing more power, throw out parts of the constitution in order to be able to put anyone in prison and torture them in whatever cruel and unusual way they deem fit, people who get into office by saying government spending and bureaucracy is bad and then proceed to increase spending and bureaucracy, and who turn the budget surpluses of former Democratic presidents into the largest budget deficit in the history of, like, the world.

Sounds like someone I've heard of but I can't quite place the name

[GonzoStyle]

Sorta the way liberal is a put-down for everyone whose not republican.

From what I gather, neo-cons are people who force morality on everyone else, start wars based on lies for the sake of starting wars, keep the country at a constant state of fear for the sake of absorbing more power, throw out parts of the constitution in order to be able to put anyone in prison and torture them in whatever cruel and unusual way they deem fit, people who get into office by saying government spending and bureaucracy is bad and then proceed to increase spending and bureaucracy, and who turn the budget surpluses of former Democratic presidents into the largest budget deficit in the history of, like, the world.

Sounds like someone I've heard of but I can't quite place the name

Hitler!

[faceman802]

It's like youre reading my mind

[GonzoStyle]

I bet right now you're thinking, "man oh man, what I wouldn't do for some cheese fries and marinara sauce with some jalapeno poppers!!!"

[faceman802]

close

[GonzoStyle]

and chocolate milk!

[faceman802]

I'm thinking, I wonder if the jelly belly people know how awesome they are

[Galt]

I'm thinking, will there ever be a boy born that can swim faster than a shark?

[faceman802]

other than aquaman?

[Galt]

I wonder if I could catch a monkey? If I was starving I could. I'd make poison darts out of the poison of the deadly frogs. One milligram of that poison can kill a monkey. Or a man. Prick yourself and you'd be dead within a day. Or longer. Different frogs, different times.

[Ken'sPen]

I'd rub a dart on your lip,
If I wanted to make an animal miserable for life,
instead of simply killing it.

[GonzoStyle]

what kind of disgusting creature would wanna kill a monkey? Monkeys are made for being sidekicks.

[Ken'sPen]

They make the best sidekicks,

Chim Chim,
Cheetah,

The Bear,

Both from BJ and the, and Huggy.

[faceman802]

I agree, Greg Evigan just threw up in his mouth while reading galt's post

[GonzoStyle]

and the classic matthew broderick film, Project X.

[Ken'sPen]

Chandler and Joey were NEVER as true a friend to Ross.

[faceman802]

Marcel had so much more acting ability in that episode than Van Damme did

[GonzoStyle]

Remember when Van Damme was cool?

[faceman802]

NO

I submit this to your comment, this was in Kickboxer, during this alledged "van damme is cool period"

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[GonzoStyle]

that shirt is sexy