If I had sex with Oleander......

[Ken'sPen]

I'd be all abusive and shit.......


I'd make her tell me that she's an ugly little pig who wants my cock,

shit like that.

[Goatweed]

would you also ask her to remove her dentures?

[white oleander]

id say all those things to you ken


but itd cost you more than you could make in a year

[Ken'sPen]

Yeah,
but like I'd tell her to take them out,
or I'll knock them out.

and I'd lube her ass with her ben gay when I finger bang her.

[white oleander]

for an extra £100 id spit them into your mouth

youd have to tell me what a *ben gay* is. there would be a language barrier

[GonzoStyle]

why is there a pound sign on my fuckin board!

[Luna]

omg. this reminds me of the KensPen Cum Slap.

[faceman802]

the pound doesn't go as far as it used to, what with the euro around and everything

[white oleander]

coz there is a fuckin brit at your board

[Ken'sPen]

I forgot,
who was it that I cum slapped?

[Luna]

I forgot,
who was it that I cum slapped?

I don't remember.

[GonzoStyle]

coz there is a fuckin brit at your board

I've had a brit here before but lets stick to dollars, none of this crazy foreign currency.

[white oleander]

petition

[GonzoStyle]

This board is on american soil, if you want to be a member of our society you should have the decency to abide by our rules and learn the language.

[Ken'sPen]

If I fucked Oleander,
when I was done,
I'd cum slap her so hard, I'd knock her to the ground,
and then I'd laugh.

[faceman802]

I love gonzo when he gets all amerocentric

[Luna]

all these boards are minnie dictatorships.

[white oleander]

i considered putting a $ sign, but then why would i be paying ken in $. surely someone would have picked up on that

[GonzoStyle]

no one woulda cared

[Ken'sPen]

i considered putting a $ sign, but then why would i be paying ken in $. surely someone would have picked up on that

you are so fucking stupid and ugly,

but at least you know that YOU would be paying for it.

dipshit.