the stupid cunt update

[BirdyP]

Shit in the urinal.

SP style

[GonzoStyle]

I shit in the morning, but I piss in the sink even when the toilets work, so i'm good.

[GonzoStyle]

ok so she has nothing to do and has been updating her myspace for the last 30 minutes.

So since I am currently in charge of managing the opening of a training facility we're opening. I ask her to call up some competitors and see what they are charging.

So I give her a list of the approved training facilities in the states of NY & CT, to call them for pricing info.

She comes back after an hour with check marks next to each of the schools...


The convo:

what's this?

the list you asked for.

yeah but where is the pricing info?

what prices?

for the training tuition

oh... you wanted the actual prices?

yes, what did you think I wanted?

well I called and asked them if they offer training and checked off the schools which did.

let me guess, everyone on the list offers training?

YEAH!!!

well maybe because this is a list of training schools...

oh.... so you want me to get the prices?

yeah, thats kinda what I asked for, thanks.

igh: ok, so should I write down the prices?

unless you wanna memorize them, sure!

LOL

.....

[Galt]

my favorite is thinking about the competitors she called.

"Hi, do you offer training?"
"yeah, of course"
"OK, thanks."
"Is that it?"
"Yeah"
"But don't you want to -"
click.

[BirdyP]

She may have worked here prior to joining you.

[GonzoStyle]

my favorite is thinking about the competitors she called.

"Hi, do you offer training?"
"yeah, of course"
"OK, thanks."
"Is that it?"
"Yeah"
"But don't you want to -"
click.

I actually stepped out to listen to her and I was cringing through most of it. Then she saw me and kept on putting the people on hold every other sentence to ask me what to say. The only reason I asked her to do it was cause management bitched at me for not giving her enough work. I coulda done it myself in less than 15 minutes, yet it took her 2 hours and she comes back to me with 2 prices and the rest will be "sending us info".

so you gave them our mailing address, brilliant, way to be incognito.

[Mad]

When will you be caving her skull in?

[Luna]

oh, quit the charade already Gonzo and just tell her you're in love with her.

sheesh.

[GonzoStyle]

love = murderous rage

[faceman802]

get her myspace address

[GonzoStyle]

she's one of those crazy sexy drunken college whores so you know she has a ton of hoochie friends, I hate her so much though.

[BirdyP]

I would LOVE to see her myspace...
send her mine please...kthnkz

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[Galt]

where did she go to school?

[GonzoStyle]

she goes to queens college

and birdy as soon as you accept my friend request, I am giving you goats #3 spot which I promised him.

[BirdyP]

Done and Done.

Now, about this retarded chick.....

[GonzoStyle]

unless you own a helicopter and a benz, no shot son.

[faceman802]

I refuse to believe that, he birdy. BIRDY!!!!!!!!!!

[BirdyP]

How about a Ford Explorer and 4 inches of blue steel?

[GonzoStyle]

her boyfriend has a 10 incher, I saw him at the gym.

even THE birdy can't score with this one.

[BirdyP]

You "saw" him?

If its 10, I would have asked for a picture.

Just sayin'