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birdy would do it
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birdy wouldn't do it at work, maybe after work.
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well then it's on.
why even waste time
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wanted the extra minute to get myself ready.
(Play with myself until I am ready)
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actually my day wasnt a complete loss.
my boss just asked me to look at his laptop. I wasnt sure why he was being all quiet but his wife was around and turns out he couldnt figure why his explorer wasnt working. So it turns out he had some corrupt files on his laptop from a russian s&m site, so awkward when the site popped up.
and he spent like 10 minutes explaining how it was just a one time thing and that his "friend" told him about it.
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you crazy russian bastards(in a good way)
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I am so cruising through the rest of the week now, maybe next week too.
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oh man he's still embarassed, now he's trying to explain to me again why he went there and it was a "curiosity" thing. When I heard curious, my asshole got tight.
But then he said one of the employees and he wouldnt tell me who, told him that "american porn sites are the bullshit, go look at the russian sites, they really have the good shit" <-- exact words.
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Russians rule
I work with and for them
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I loathe russians, because I am one so I know their awfulness.
I was at the supermarket yesterday and this one russkie and his friend were cursing the fuck out of the cashier. Apparently there was some ridiculous sale on Turkeys, I have no clue what it actually was but it was limited to only 2 turkeys per customer.
But this guy wanted to buy a wagon full of turkeys, there must have been like 20 of them in the cart. The cashier wouldnt let him buy them and he was fuckin pissed and trying to hustle her. Then he told her to "go make fuck of yourself". This cashier was a old italian broad and she started with the "god bless america for letting communist fucks like you in the country". I was pissed at first for having to wait on line for this but then it turned out to be quite entertaining.
I stuck around but after 15 minutes left.
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Just got that one translated for me.
Um, No.....
Beedogs Stink!!!!!!!!!!111111111!!!
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davai mi paydzom paro chorniye sooki naydyom?