things that must happen

[Ken'sPen]

his pussy can lick itself.

[faceman802]

says the man with a kitty cat sig pic.

IT'S A BEECAT BEEOCH!!

[virgingrrl]

i wouldn't have to fight ken for dinner with you dear, and you know it.

[GonzoStyle]

i wouldn't have to fight ken for dinner with you dear, and you know it.

touche

[Ken'sPen]

she makes a valid point.

[faceman802]

only if she a. pays for her own dinner and b. fucks you afterwards

[GonzoStyle]

I'd even pull out if she did all that

[virgingrrl]

i wouldn't have to do either.

well...maybe a little footsie under the table.

[GonzoStyle]

and by footsie she means stroke my cock with her mouth

[faceman802]

the littler your footsie the bigger his penis looks

[virgingrrl]

exactly.

[Luna]

so are luna and I married yet?

you hate each other and you aren't fucking,
could be.

HAHAHAA! good point.

[GonzoStyle]

and by footsie he means mouth

[GonzoStyle]

so are luna and I married yet?

you hate each other and you aren't fucking,
could be.

HAHAHAA! good point.

hahahaha fuck you then.

[Ken'sPen]

divorce court.

and by divorce court I mean she gets half.

[faceman802]

not if he kills her

[faceman802]

and by kill her I mean, no I meant kill her

[GonzoStyle]

she's the sugar momma, so I get half in this case.

[faceman802]

if you kill her we can split it

[Ken'sPen]

imagine the necklace she could make with half your kidney stones.