The Random Galt & Gonzo Childhood Memories Thread

[Galt]

Prodigal Son = The Dude?

[The Prodigal Son]

He said something like, "I love blueberry creme" and I just lost it.

[The Prodigal Son]

Hey Galt....you read it didn't ya. But you're right. I should have severed his hand and fed it back to him in some soup. What are you, a fuckin sadist?

[Galt]

Hey Galt....you read it didn't ya. But you're right. I should have severed his hand and fed it back to him in some soup. What are you, a fuckin sadist? :D

I read what? I have no idea what you are talking about.

[The Prodigal Son]

My "brother"posts

[Galt]

Yes, I read them; I didn't realize Gooch was your brother.

[The Prodigal Son]

Who's Gooch?

[GonzoStyle]

some guy who banged a whore in an alley

[The Prodigal Son]

Nice!!

[The Prodigal Son]

Since we were broke, my aunt would buy me a coat every year. They were the ugliest coats on the market. But one year she got me a coat with detachable sleeves.

The problem was my mom wouldn't let me take the sleeves off. So when I left the house, I would take them off.

Well, after having the coat for about 2 weeks, I fucking lost one of the sleeves, HOLY SHIT. I called my dad crying and begging for help. He laughed so hard he couldn't talk. I ended up going home with my one sleeve coat and got a beating for it with a wire hanger.

[GonzoStyle]

did she coat the wire hanger with padding?

[The Prodigal Son]

No, and I remember it hurting for 3 days.

[GonzoStyle]

So your mom hits harder than you, I see.

[GonzoStyle]

Random memory for the morning, I was trying to actually think of the more happier moments and I tried to think of places maybe my mom took me. She did take me to the movies a few times when I was a kid.

But there was one time she was actually gonna take me to the circus! But I had gotten in trouble at school that week. I had a crush on this girl in the 2nd grade and we used to like flirt in class all the time, for the life of me though I can not remember her name anymore, though I can picture her almond skin as if it were yesterday.

So one day we're in class and we were in an art class that day, so we were like 6 kids to a round table. She was sitting behind me and to the left, so we had a clear view of eachother. She's smiling at me and I smile back, then all of a sudden out of nowhere, she hikes up her skirt a bit and shows me her underwear.

So to return the favor, I unzip my pants and flash off my whiteys and the teacher caught me and raised holy hell about me exposing myself in class. It totally got blown outta proportion, I didnt even show my cock but she made it sound like I was twirling my cock to the whole class.

So because of that I missed the circus, my mom made me feel like shit when she shoulda been rejoicing that I wasnt a faggot. Pretty much that may have been the turning point of my life, maybe if mom took me to the circus, we coulda grown a bond earlier and life woulda been different now.

Cuntbag skirt lifter!!!

[Abster]

I now see why the doors board people gravitate to you. It all makes sense now.

[Goatweed]

what color panties was she wearing?

[funsnapsdyno]

I now see why the doors board people gravitate to you. It all makes sense now.

I was thinking the same thing. He pulled a Miami Jim Morrison in the 2nd grade.

[Luna]

I don't believe any of these stories.

[The Prodigal Son]

What's so hard to believe?

[Luna]

sugar sammiches and taping garbage bags to the outside of your window for santa???

COME ON, MAN!!