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I Hate Thanksgiving
#1
I don't want my family anywhere near me. Or any of that disgusting food.
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Now you can tell some lies about the good times that you've had
but I've kissed your Mother twice and now I'm working on your Dad.
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#2
Tell them stories from the random memories thread and make them your own, that should scatter a few.
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#3
tell them their vaginas have teeth or tell them yours has teeth. either way they won't come near you
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#4
faceman802 Wrote:tell them their vaginas have teeth or tell them yours has teeth. either way they won't come near you

the fact that marias vagina has teeth is common knowlege.
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#5
I promise I will gain at least 5 pounds this weekend.
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#6
I'm gonna have some of that boars head pepper turkey on whole wheat and im breakin out the onions and tomatos!
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#7
It's not even extended family, it's all immediate and it's all horrific.

My mom will pretend to act like a mom for 6 or 7 hours. My brother will pretend to be nice. My other brother probably wont show up and if he does he'll be hopped up on pills and hid girlfriend probably wont even come or bring my nephew.

AWESOOOOOOOOOME.
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Now you can tell some lies about the good times that you've had
but I've kissed your Mother twice and now I'm working on your Dad.
Reply