the Doors board is no more

[Keyser Soze]

i'm the only attractive person on this board, if you really need to know.

[Next Best Thing]

yeah im a geek, you got me buddy.

im sure you are just a stunning beauty.

I'm a jew too.

Goinzo, must you try to wrest control of every conversation that takes place on this board? Please just answer the question, or don't. I have some scintillating PM dialogue to attend to in the meantime.

[funsnapsdyno]

my head hurts.. a freakin migraine.

[Next Best Thing]

my head hurts.. a freakin migraine.

Esxcedrin PM. Double up on them.

[GonzoStyle]

yeah im a geek, you got me buddy.

im sure you are just a stunning beauty.

I'm a jew too.

Goinzo, must you try to wrest control of every conversation that takes place on this board? Please just answer the question, or don't. I have some scintillating PM dialogue to attend to in the meantime.

yeah moron, it was implied that yes it is me.

I know it's hard for you being that you're used to 3rd grade humor and calling people jews and wacky names.

[drusilla]

Gonzo, you're jewish.
I have a jew question for you.

Do you have barmitzfah's [sp?] for boys AND girls?
I ask because I thought ti was only held for boys but I'm not jewish so..
I ask because my wife works for an eye doctor who is supposedly a woman but my bride swears its a man in drag.

Today, the doctor let it slip about "her" bahmitzfah.

Do they have these for girls to and if so, does it go by a different name?

boys have a BaRmitzvah at 13 when they become men (aka when they can cum)

girls have a BaTmitzvah at 12 when they become women (aka when uncle moishe has to start pulling out)

fuck. so "her" true original sexual make up remains a mystery.
this is starting to become an obsession. it's like an episode of SNL's "Pat"

well it's a subtle difference, bar and bat.

but next time have her ask, so how old were you when you had your barmitzvah?

if it says 12, then its a girl

if it says 12, then its a boy.

with your luck it will actually say, well boys have it at.... and explain it without a definitive answer.

or an easier way would be to ask

"you know I always confused the two, you had a baRmitzvah or baTmitzvah, i forget which is which"

but then again, same type of answer could follow

worth a shot

it can also be called a bas mitzvah for a girl. & it can be at 12 or 13 for a girl. but is almost always when she is 12.

HAHa jew!!!

oh man, you got me there!

[GonzoStyle]

my head hurts.. a freakin migraine.

you'd get a migrane trying to make exact change.

[Next Best Thing]

yeah im a geek, you got me buddy.

im sure you are just a stunning beauty.

I'm a jew too.

Goinzo, must you try to wrest control of every conversation that takes place on this board? Please just answer the question, or don't. I have some scintillating PM dialogue to attend to in the meantime.

yeah moron, it was implied that yes it is me.

I know it's hard for you being that you're used to 3rd grade humor and calling people jews and wacky names.

Thank you, Goinzo. I won the bet by the way. Have a nice evening please.

[GonzoStyle]

If the doors people ever forget why their precious forum was shut down, this thread can be exhibit A.

[Keyser Soze]

oh snap, he sure got you gonzo!

[drusilla]

damn, we're you're done? i just got here.

[GonzoStyle]

oh snap, he sure got you gonzo!

goinzo!

[Jack]

The sad thing is, he thinks he is being funny in mocking you by intentionally mispelling your screen name.

[Keyser Soze]

well it was pretty fucking clever

[Jack]

It would be like me posting Keyser Soize over and over again.

Genius.

[funsnapsdyno]

my head hurts.. a freakin migraine.

you'd get a migrane trying to make exact change.

What the fuck is your problem? I can't believe all the shit you said in this thread directed at me and I barely know you, asswhipe.

Nice way to welcome new people here..

[GonzoStyle]

DRAG0NKill: maybe we should add to the censor so it changes goinzo to gonzo
ZippyAidsFace: and impede on his brilliance?
ZippyAidsFace: come on
DRAG0NKill: a piece of me dies every time i read it
DRAG0NKill: its that bad
ZippyAidsFace: he thinks its brilliant though
ZippyAidsFace: I dont know which is sadder
DRAG0NKill: yea u know he giggles everytime he types it
DRAG0NKill: thinking youre furious about it
ZippyAidsFace: hitting the backspace key cause his sweaty little fingers keep slipping cause he's laughing so hard

[GonzoStyle]

my head hurts.. a freakin migraine.

you'd get a migrane trying to make exact change.

What the fuck is your problem? I can't believe all the shit you said in this thread directed at me and I barely know you, asswhipe.

Nice way to welcome new people here..

what the fuck is a whipe?

yeah maybe we should hang out, you ever hear of the liberty bell? we can meet there.

its pretty obscure, I know

[Next Best Thing]

my head hurts.. a freakin migraine.

you'd get a migrane trying to make exact change.

What the fuck is your problem? I can't believe all the shit you said in this thread directed at me and I barely know you, asswhipe.

Nice way to welcome new people here..

Told you it was him.

[drusilla]

the name's "OZ WEEPAY!"