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I'm gonna try for 2pm, there was seriously no reason for me to get here at 8, shoulda come in like 10.
I had like 6 hours worth of work but it took me like 2, cause im so spectacular.
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That's cool. We just about finished cooking already, so I'm just gonna watch some foozball and relax.
I'M HERE TO PARTICIPATE IN THE ART OF BULLSHIT.
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I creeped out at 1, got a m hair did, a shave and then went to the gym.
Picked up my cracked pepper turkey and some mustard and now begins the..... nothing...
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where did you get your haircut on thanksgiving?
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You can be thankful AND sculpt a sweet fade at the same time. Nothing is impossible!
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Plus I went all out and got a shave!
he has soft fingers and massages my face, all for an extra 2 bucks!
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If you were good your barber would take a freestyle rap in place of monetary compensation.
And you claim brooklyn!?
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hehe, you've had semen touch your hair
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ZippyAidsFace: oh man when I was getting my hair did today
ZippyAidsFace: I got a call from the stupid hot bitch from work
ZippyAidsFace: she was all like "OMG I stopped by the office but you were gone, I wanted to give you a birthday present"
ZippyAidsFace: Now im all wondering what it is
ZippyAidsFace: I hope its sex
ZippyAidsFace: unwrap it
ZippyAidsFace: unwrap what?
ZippyAidsFace: ME!!!
ZippyAidsFace: yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees!
ZippyAidsFace: :funky 70's porn music:
ZippyAidsFace: beee doop boo boo de boop boop
ZippyAidsFace: eyyyy your pipe has a leak
ZippyAidsFace: let me plug it up
ZippyAidsFace: OOOH!
ZippyAidsFace: with my cock!
I was talking to beth at the time but im really hyper right now and shes scared i think
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ya think?
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I've been doing the Ali shuffle with my cat on my head for the last 40 minutes, he's hiding in the closet now, little fuck!
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I shouldnt have smoked that last rock, it looked weird!!!
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I'M A HUSTLA BABY!!!!
I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW!!!!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAH!
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bee doobidy boo boop dee dow dow, chinka chinkka chooo durum beeessssh!
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STEP BACK, GONNA KISS MYSELF
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!