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So my wife's aunt married this guy in the military.
He's done tours in Iraq and Afghanistan and this May he got shot in the arm while searching a cave in Afghansitan.
Now that he's home and all healed up, everytime someone gets on his case he's all like, 'Hey, I got shot in the arm'. Or when someone asks him to pass the salt he says, 'I would, if i hadn't gotten shot in the arm'. Today we were throwing wood in for in-laws and he showed up, he said, 'I'd help you but I got shot in the arm'. He does it jokingly but he's still got a pretty good case. I wish I'd get shot in the arm by an enemy of freedom.
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you think i'm fucking kidding, don't you.
check out the pics in his myspace page.
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i'd laugh but he got shot in the arm
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only guys who got shot in the arm can look him directly in the eyes now.
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go stick up a 7-11, that's the best chance i got of being shot by an evil doer
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my best friend does this, excepts it's: "i had a brain tumor"
and she too only uses it in a joking fashion.
but its true...and makes people feel bad.
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my buddy is a great guy and its totally a joke so it doesn't bother me. i try to play along but 'i'm colorblind', just doesn't hold the same weight.
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exactly.
like when im forgetful of something im all like "oh..i forgot"
doesn't hold water to "oh, i forgot cause i lost a lot of my short term memory, CAUSE THEY CUT TROUGH MY BRAIN."
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funsnaps says "my dad died of Cancer", yet no one seems to care.
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Galt Wrote:funsnaps says "my dad died of Cancer", yet no one seems to care.
kinda like when you discuss your herpes to anyone that'll listen?
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i would find this thread funny, but I HAD A STROKE!
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.
That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.
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It was a self-induced COKE stroke, so nobody gives a flying fuck.
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i hadnt done coke for a longtime when i had my stroke, dolt
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.
That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.
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So says you, poopie head.
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this poopie head does say, dingleberry
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.
That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.
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And the poopiehead-dingleberry back-and-forth continues!
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What credible reason is there for a person under sixty years-old to stroke out, shit breath?
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Mad Wrote:What credible reason is there for a person under sixty years-old to stroke out, shit breath?
heredity, diet, a chamber of the heart not closing properly after birth (a defect that occurs in a quarter of the population), a platelet disfunction, and a few more.
you will seem less stupid if you know a little bit about the subject you are discussing. try it.
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.
That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.
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Whatever, birth defect riddled geezer.
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