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Making nice with new employees
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I moved into a new workspace two days ago. Earlier today, I walked by a guy whose office was right across from me, and I said "do you have watermelon in here?" since I could get smell a dstinct watermelon odor. He responded "I know, it smells like rotten fruit here - I don't know what it is?" I said, "I've smelled it for the past couple days. I think it's watermelon. Doesn't smell rotten, yet, but hopefully someone finds it."

So about 10 minutes later I'm walking back across the office, and I accidentally turn toward my old space. I chat with the new girl who just moved in there two days ago, and I say "So are you the one who smells like watermellon?" She looks at me weird, and says no, but she has a mango air freshener. I explain the story, blah blah blah."

Not an interesting story, and I thought nothing of it, for about a half an hour. And then I realized that I walked up to a black girl and asked "Are you the one who smells like watermellon?"

I'm pretty sure HR has heard this story already.
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#2
Better get some nooses ready to let her know who is the boss man.
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#3
next time, tell her you're going to KFC for lunch and see if she wants you to pick up anything for her.
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#4
Take her home to meet your parents.
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#5
What's the difference between a wet pussy....
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