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Have you ever masturbated to the thought of.. - another board member?
:lol: here's Gonz!

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.... nah, I'm good for more than 3 pumps.... I have my ancient Chinese secret... I can offer a solid hour or two of jackhammered deep dicking.... not to mention tremendous tongue and finger manipulation.....
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Quote:I think tricia's getting the better end of the deal. She gets beer and weed and only has to put up with 3 quick pumps and a "yeah, you're the man".
that sounds pretty fair to me
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seems pretty unfair to me, jays is gettin the short end of the stick... well, trish may be getting the literal short stick but jays is gettin robbed.
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why not? won't they pass out after their pumpage, thus leaving tricia with all the beer and weed to herself? sounds like she is teh winnar
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until she smokes & wants some real sex, and can't :disappointed:
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Do that voodoo that you do, so well ~>

HITTING BOTTOM ISN'T A WEEKEND RETREAT! IT'S NOT A SEMINAR! ONLY AFTER YOU'VE LOST EVERYTHING ARE YOU FREE TO DO ANYTHING! YOU SEE, YOU LISTEN, BUT YOU DON'T GET IT! YOU HAVE TO FORGET EVERYTHING YOU KNOW, EVERYTHING YOU THINK YOU KNOW!
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That's when sleeper arrives.
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[Mighty Mouse] Here I come to save the dayyyyy!! [/MM]
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Do that voodoo that you do, so well ~>

HITTING BOTTOM ISN'T A WEEKEND RETREAT! IT'S NOT A SEMINAR! ONLY AFTER YOU'VE LOST EVERYTHING ARE YOU FREE TO DO ANYTHING! YOU SEE, YOU LISTEN, BUT YOU DON'T GET IT! YOU HAVE TO FORGET EVERYTHING YOU KNOW, EVERYTHING YOU THINK YOU KNOW!
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sleeper would look muy caliente in a yellow spandex suit and red cape.
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ok i just procured some Confusedmokey: and :toast: i am now ready for my
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Hi. :loveya:
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thankgod you finally noticed me, you have no idea how long i have wanted to tussle that angel soft hair of your while that scruffy stubble tickles my balls :bouncer:
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Eric is teh man with the sweet talking :loveya:
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Quote:well, trish may be getting the literal short stick but jays is gettin robbed.

... 7 inches is not short.... I HAVE A GOOD PENIS, DAMMIT!
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Quote:... 7 inches is not short....
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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We can't all stir the water with our cocks when taking a shit
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This is something that's prolly been said before but why rub one out thinking of someone when you can go out and fuck someone?? Board member or not.
We're all going to Hell and I'm driving the bus!!!!
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Quote:This is something that's prolly been said before but why rub one out thinking of someone when you can go out and fuck someone?? Board member or not.
Cause jerkin don't cost nothing...and also it's a good thing for the world...Touch your Sack...not Iraq
I hold the dubious honor of being the only person never modded who has also never been to a party who in the past had a shared account with a vegetable reference that has had consensual sex with a woman who wasn't from the board that also knows what >) means and remembers the end of the golden age.
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Quote:This is something that's prolly been said before but why rub one out thinking of someone when you can go out and fuck someone?? Board member or not.
I don't know what it's like for everyone else, but masterbating is different than sex. It's a different type of orgasm. Even after hours of sex, I still want to masterbate.
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