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So get in here and take it in the ass the way your daddy used to do it.
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dusts off the broom handle
knocks Maynard over the couch & sends it home
duct tapes his hands to his head
& stuffs cabbage in his mouth
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Well hello there cum sucker!
How's that rash? All cleared up?
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yes, since the boys moved out of my trailer, I've cleared up
what have you got though, that's quite a funky stench ...... you smell like week old possum dung
:  macks Maynard with a frying pan::
hey remember that Slacker thread one, way back when ... good times :lol:
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Ya know....this just doesn't have the same appeal anymore. :-(
Can I piss in your hair instead? I'll even buy you lunch after. :thumbs-up:
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yeah, it's not
buy me dinner, then you can piss in my hair, and we'll see where else ;-)
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Is Perkins ok?
They might even let me drip the hot cooking oil on your nipples. They puff up and get crusty like a flakey pastry. :bouncer:
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ooo it'll be a party. Where is there a Perkins?
can I stick a toothpick in your dick? we can play Cocktail Hour
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mmm perkins....breakfast...
*kicks ladi in the ass*
*points and laughs at maymays toothpick weenie*
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Perkins is in the boonies!
Laughing at my toothpick dick eh? Not gonna be so funny when I grab your head and skullfuck your eye with it.
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fuck the boonies.
*twists the toothpick in maymays weenie*
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Touch that toothpick and I'm gonna bite off your fuckin nipples.
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:::looks for hockey helmet:::
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Quote::::looks for hockey helmet:::
Check LZ's house. He stole them all.
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:walks in in full hockey goalie regalia:
Someone playing hockey?
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Damn...this is a smell that never gets old.....why, cuz it IS old :lol:
What's up guzzlers?
:dusts off bucket...dips it into well....walks over to Ladi and dumps it on her head: There's our gal :thumbs-up: :banana:
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*throws helmet at buttmunch*
*kicks maymay in the vagina*
*and punches metal in the skull for good measure*
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You wanna punch me in the vagina? FINE, but you're gonna lose your hand. Nothing's ever gone in there and come out in one piece.
Kinda like your panties.
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you lose, im not wearing panties.
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