Thread Rating:
  • 0 Vote(s) - 0 Average
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
The chum pool RE-OPENED!
#1
So get in here and take it in the ass the way your daddy used to do it.
<center>[Image: 1051611752080_drop.jpg]
i want something good to die for, to make it beatiful to live</center>
Reply
#2
dusts off the broom handle
knocks Maynard over the couch & sends it home
duct tapes his hands to his head
& stuffs cabbage in his mouth
<img src=http://images.andale.com/f2/115/104/6485603/1054786652163_heyladiRed2.jpg>

Do that voodoo that you do, so well ~>

HITTING BOTTOM ISN'T A WEEKEND RETREAT! IT'S NOT A SEMINAR! ONLY AFTER YOU'VE LOST EVERYTHING ARE YOU FREE TO DO ANYTHING! YOU SEE, YOU LISTEN, BUT YOU DON'T GET IT! YOU HAVE TO FORGET EVERYTHING YOU KNOW, EVERYTHING YOU THINK YOU KNOW!
Reply
#3
Well hello there cum sucker!

How's that rash? All cleared up?
<center>[Image: 1051611752080_drop.jpg]
i want something good to die for, to make it beatiful to live</center>
Reply
#4
yes, since the boys moved out of my trailer, I've cleared up

what have you got though, that's quite a funky stench ...... you smell like week old possum dung

:Confusedmacks Maynard with a frying pan::

hey remember that Slacker thread one, way back when ... good times :lol:
<img src=http://images.andale.com/f2/115/104/6485603/1054786652163_heyladiRed2.jpg>

Do that voodoo that you do, so well ~>

HITTING BOTTOM ISN'T A WEEKEND RETREAT! IT'S NOT A SEMINAR! ONLY AFTER YOU'VE LOST EVERYTHING ARE YOU FREE TO DO ANYTHING! YOU SEE, YOU LISTEN, BUT YOU DON'T GET IT! YOU HAVE TO FORGET EVERYTHING YOU KNOW, EVERYTHING YOU THINK YOU KNOW!
Reply
#5
Ya know....this just doesn't have the same appeal anymore. :-(


Can I piss in your hair instead? I'll even buy you lunch after. :thumbs-up:
<center>[Image: 1051611752080_drop.jpg]
i want something good to die for, to make it beatiful to live</center>
Reply
#6
yeah, it's not

buy me dinner, then you can piss in my hair, and we'll see where else ;-)
<img src=http://images.andale.com/f2/115/104/6485603/1054786652163_heyladiRed2.jpg>

Do that voodoo that you do, so well ~>

HITTING BOTTOM ISN'T A WEEKEND RETREAT! IT'S NOT A SEMINAR! ONLY AFTER YOU'VE LOST EVERYTHING ARE YOU FREE TO DO ANYTHING! YOU SEE, YOU LISTEN, BUT YOU DON'T GET IT! YOU HAVE TO FORGET EVERYTHING YOU KNOW, EVERYTHING YOU THINK YOU KNOW!
Reply
#7
Is Perkins ok?

They might even let me drip the hot cooking oil on your nipples. They puff up and get crusty like a flakey pastry. :bouncer:
<center>[Image: 1051611752080_drop.jpg]
i want something good to die for, to make it beatiful to live</center>
Reply
#8
ooo it'll be a party. Where is there a Perkins?

can I stick a toothpick in your dick? we can play Cocktail Hour
<img src=http://images.andale.com/f2/115/104/6485603/1054786652163_heyladiRed2.jpg>

Do that voodoo that you do, so well ~>

HITTING BOTTOM ISN'T A WEEKEND RETREAT! IT'S NOT A SEMINAR! ONLY AFTER YOU'VE LOST EVERYTHING ARE YOU FREE TO DO ANYTHING! YOU SEE, YOU LISTEN, BUT YOU DON'T GET IT! YOU HAVE TO FORGET EVERYTHING YOU KNOW, EVERYTHING YOU THINK YOU KNOW!
Reply
#9
mmm perkins....breakfast...

*kicks ladi in the ass*
*points and laughs at maymays toothpick weenie*
Reply
#10
Perkins is in the boonies!


Laughing at my toothpick dick eh? Not gonna be so funny when I grab your head and skullfuck your eye with it.
<center>[Image: 1051611752080_drop.jpg]
i want something good to die for, to make it beatiful to live</center>
Reply
#11
fuck the boonies.

*twists the toothpick in maymays weenie*
Reply
#12
Touch that toothpick and I'm gonna bite off your fuckin nipples.
<center>[Image: 1051611752080_drop.jpg]
i want something good to die for, to make it beatiful to live</center>
Reply
#13
:::looks for hockey helmet:::
Reply
#14
Quote::::looks for hockey helmet:::
Check LZ's house. He stole them all.
<center>[Image: 1051611752080_drop.jpg]
i want something good to die for, to make it beatiful to live</center>
Reply
#15
:walks in in full hockey goalie regalia:

Someone playing hockey?
Reply
#16
Damn...this is a smell that never gets old.....why, cuz it IS old :lol:

What's up guzzlers?

:dusts off bucket...dips it into well....walks over to Ladi and dumps it on her head: There's our gal :thumbs-up: :banana:
<center>Special thanks to a certain file server for obliterating my pics......assholes!</center>

<center>What the fuck are YOU looking at?</center>
Reply
#17
*throws helmet at buttmunch*

*kicks maymay in the vagina*

*and punches metal in the skull for good measure*
Reply
#18
You wanna punch me in the vagina? FINE, but you're gonna lose your hand. Nothing's ever gone in there and come out in one piece.

Kinda like your panties.
<center>[Image: 1051611752080_drop.jpg]
i want something good to die for, to make it beatiful to live</center>
Reply
#19
you lose, im not wearing panties.
Reply
#20
:hands VG a flower:
<center>[Image: t_googledanked_116.jpg]
Worst Message Board Ever</center>
Reply


Forum Jump:


Users browsing this thread: 1 Guest(s)