South Park - Favorite characters and lines

[Suzie]

My fave SP character has to be Cartman's mom. (from the cover of CrackWhore Magazine.) Definitely the funniest animated hermaphrodite slut out there.
"Mom, Kitty's being a dildo!"
"Well then I know a certain kitty kitty who's sleeping with Mommy tongiht!"
"WHAT?"

[Goatweed]

mr. hat's hellhole?

[Suzie]

why do you respond if you're not gonna contribute?

[Ken'sPen]

the last minute and a half of the chili con carnival episode was perhaps the funniest I ever saw.

[Suzie]

is that where they declared shenanigans?

I'll grab my broom!!

[Ken'sPen]

no where cartman fed Scott Tinnerman chili made of his parents.

[Hybrid]

fucking mongorians

[Ken'sPen]

yeah, the shitty wall was funny.

[Goatweed]

why do you respond if you're not gonna contribute?

since when is this the "serious" board?

[Suzie]

I take my forum very seriously!!!!!!

"Cartman, you're such a fat fuck, when you walk down the street people go, "God dammnit, that is a BIG FAT FUCK!!!"

[Goatweed]

Where's Kenny's Goddess when you need him?

[Ronin]

hmm.. what would Brian Boitano do?

and:

Kyle: Hey Stan, did you see that rainbow this morning?
Stan: Yeah, it was huge.
Cartman: Urg, I hate those things!
Kyle: Nobody hates rainbows.
Stan: Yeah, what's there to hate about rainbows?
Cartman: Well, you know. You'll just be sitting there, minding your own business, and they'll come marching in and crawl up your leg and start biting the inside of your ass and you'll be all like: "Hey, get out of my ass, you stupid rainbows!"
[pause]
Stan: Cartman, what the Hell are you talking about?
Cartman: I'm talking about rainbows. I hate those freakin' things.
Kyle: Rainbows are those little arches of color that show up during a rain storm.
Cartman: Ohhh, rainBOWS, oh yeah, I like those, those are cool.
Stan: What were you talking about?
Cartman: Huh? Oh, nothin'. Forget it.
Kyle: No. What marches in, crawls up your leg and bites the inside of your ass?
Cartman: Nothiing!



Edited By Ronin on 1057080732

[crx girl]

screw you guys, i'm goin home

[Suzie]

Getting Gay with Kids

Doo-doo-doo, da-da-do-do-wow!
There's a place called the rainforest that truly sucks ass
Let's knock it all down and get rid of it fast
You say 'save the rainforest', but what do you know?
You've never been to the rainforest before!
Getting Gay with Kids is here
To tell you things you might not like to hear
You only fight these causes 'cos caring sells
All you activists can go fuck yourselves.

Someday if we work hard boys and girls..
There'll be no more rainforests left in the entire world..
Getting Gay with Kids is here
To spread the word, and bring you cheer
Getting Gay with Kids is here
Lets knock down the rainforest, whaddaya say?
It's totally gay, It's totally gay!

[GonzoStyle]

why do you respond if you're not gonna contribute?

This coming from someone who said she loves ladi, irony at its finest.

Cartman - anything he says.