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That I introduce the return of the legendary faggy artistic forum and its brilliant leader, the jays!!!
Back by popular demand... and some whining.
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I hope for his sake this is no take backsies.
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Now you can tell some lies about the good times that you've had
but I've kissed your Mother twice and now I'm working on your Dad.
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He's not gonna get me the third time!
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ArchiRobot: here we go
ArchiRobot: my new font
azulintheface: those kind of people make me want to fill my vagina with cement
ZippyAidsFace: Like my buddy mike and his infamous "come on honey I gotta put that sausage away"
ArchiRobot: you can die like that
azulintheface: gross
azulintheface: i would want to die at that point
azulintheface: what a way to go though
ZippyAidsFace: gross is his wife "make sure the sausage is nice and long tonight heeee heee"
ArchiRobot: gay men try to fill their assholes with concrete and they die
ZippyAidsFace: like, ok fuckin idiots
ZippyAidsFace: we get it
ZippyAidsFace: you're gonna fuck
ZippyAidsFace: we know
azulintheface: why
ZippyAidsFace: just leave
ZippyAidsFace: cause gay people don't think like humans do
ZippyAidsFace: otherwise they'd be normal
azulintheface: i get that
ArchiRobot: they are crazy just like heteros
azulintheface: im getting delirious
ZippyAidsFace: and the real question is why does jays know
ArchiRobot: ive read about it
ZippyAidsFace: Josh, you wanna tell us something?
ZippyAidsFace: ahhh
azulintheface: because he's hip to the gay crowd
ZippyAidsFace: the infamous "I read it somewhere" excuse
ArchiRobot: ive also been checking out concrete prices
azulintheface: it was a snapple fact
ZippyAidsFace: which means you never read it anywhere and needed a back up excuse
ArchiRobot: look up gay men concrete asshole on google
ArchiRobot: you'll see
ZippyAidsFace: like when someone asks you to back up what you say... "huh? oh I read it somewhere"
azulintheface: im not sure that i want to
ZippyAidsFace: I'll take your word for it butt boy
ZippyAidsFace: brb
azulintheface: cause im gonna pull a works cited page out of my back pocket for any anecdote i add to a conversation
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ZippyAidsFace: nooooooo
azulintheface: what the fuck
ZippyAidsFace: you clicked it
ZippyAidsFace: you poor child
ZippyAidsFace: why!!
azulintheface: im precocious
ZippyAidsFace: hey now!!!
ZippyAidsFace: if you're with me then you're a one man woman
ArchiRobot: ?
azulintheface: yeah it went over my head too
ArchiRobot: im trying to send links, but they aint sedning
azulintheface: ctrlv?
ZippyAidsFace: its late, I told you
ArchiRobot: ill post in in its own thread
ZippyAidsFace: you post gay cement ass and i'll ban you
azulintheface: post it!
ZippyAidsFace: don't sass me woman
ZippyAidsFace: i'll do it
azulintheface: dont control my sass!
ArchiRobot: itll be a guess what this image is?
ZippyAidsFace: faggy artistic forum is gone
ZippyAidsFace: no cement ass fags
azulintheface: that was low
ZippyAidsFace: you made me do it
ArchiRobot: so are most of my posts
ZippyAidsFace: he's still bitter about that
ZippyAidsFace: they got deleted by accident
ZippyAidsFace: it happens
ArchiRobot: i know
ZippyAidsFace: I didnt mean to do it, it just happened
ArchiRobot: i worked hard to entertain !
ZippyAidsFace: I know you did
ZippyAidsFace: out of all the mods of that short regime you were the best
ZippyAidsFace: and so was your forum
ZippyAidsFace: you want your forum back?
ArchiRobot: sure
ZippyAidsFace: PSYCHE!!!
ZippyAidsFace: HAHAHAHAHAHA
ArchiRobot: :-(
azulintheface: whoa
azulintheface: fucke dup
ArchiRobot: syke, btw
ZippyAidsFace: oh man
ArchiRobot: or sike
azulintheface: i say psych
ZippyAidsFace: that made my night
ZippyAidsFace: its a psychological ploy
ZippyAidsFace: so I say psyche
azulintheface: but psyche is a different word entirely
azulintheface: psyche=syk-ee
ZippyAidsFace: yeah but in the end
ZippyAidsFace: it was funny
ArchiRobot: you're a mean mean meanie who makes fun of my streets!
azulintheface: just listen for once!
ZippyAidsFace: dont rain on my parade
ZippyAidsFace: sorry your streets are fuckin too small for cars
ZippyAidsFace: they suck
ZippyAidsFace: those are alleys, not streets
ZippyAidsFace: tony alleys
ZippyAidsFace: tiny
ArchiRobot: it was only my neighborhood
ZippyAidsFace: but seriously, you want the faggy artistic forum back?
ArchiRobot: fuck you!
ZippyAidsFace: hey I offered
ArchiRobot: im not falling for it again
ZippyAidsFace: fine
ZippyAidsFace: I was willing to do it
ZippyAidsFace: the stoner forum is useless anyway
ArchiRobot: dashing my hopes likes those marlboro lights in your ashtray!
ZippyAidsFace: but whatever
ArchiRobot: extinguishing them!
ZippyAidsFace: I said seriously
ArchiRobot: you know id love to
ZippyAidsFace: you would?
ArchiRobot: i try my best to make people participate
ZippyAidsFace: so you wanna do it
azulintheface: no
ArchiRobot: sure
ZippyAidsFace: SYKE PSYCH SIKE!!!!
ZippyAidsFace: oh man
azulintheface: i remember once you said my picture sucked!
ZippyAidsFace: what a sucker
azulintheface: and i CRIED
ZippyAidsFace: twice!!!
ArchiRobot: you're a bastard
ZippyAidsFace: hahahahaha
ZippyAidsFace: what a fool
ZippyAidsFace: what a maroon
ZippyAidsFace: I cant believe it
ZippyAidsFace: twice
ZippyAidsFace: oh man am I glad I stayed up
ArchiRobot: you play with my heart!
ArchiRobot: you devil!
ZippyAidsFace: oh but its funny
ArchiRobot: i know
ZippyAidsFace: oh man
ZippyAidsFace: I needed the laughs
ArchiRobot: i only gave F for complete lack of merit
ArchiRobot: badges of shame
ZippyAidsFace: oh buck up sport
ZippyAidsFace: you made me laugh
ZippyAidsFace: sure at your expense
ZippyAidsFace: and got your hopes all up
ArchiRobot: if we still had badges of shame , this board would be a different place!
ZippyAidsFace: but in the end it was a dumb forum anyway
ZippyAidsFace: admit it
ArchiRobot: it was suppose to be dumb!
ZippyAidsFace: yeah but it was dumb in a napoleon dynamite way
ArchiRobot: i marketed it to the dumb portions of the brains!
ArchiRobot: was better than that darkie forum
ZippyAidsFace: yeah but thats not sayin much
ArchiRobot: was better than mad libs!
ArchiRobot: better than project mayhem!
ZippyAidsFace: that was oa.com
ArchiRobot: more sucessful than shaolin allstars!
ZippyAidsFace: maybe
ArchiRobot: im better than painter
ArchiRobot: thats all i got going for me
ZippyAidsFace: a little
ZippyAidsFace: but in all seriousness, seriously...
ZippyAidsFace: you want the forum?
ArchiRobot: you mean my forum that got accidently deleted?
ZippyAidsFace: some of the posts did but not all
ZippyAidsFace: plus you can make new ones
ZippyAidsFace: its a plus cause you can redo all the old ones now
ZippyAidsFace: and make them fresh
azulintheface: dont fall for it
ArchiRobot: there were posts in there that could have provided the evidence for me to be poster of the year!
ZippyAidsFace: so seriousness, you want it?
ZippyAidsFace: just say yes
ArchiRobot: instead keyser wins it in a sham
ZippyAidsFace: he flurried at the end of the round
ZippyAidsFace: and stole it
ArchiRobot: shiney gems , lost forever!
ZippyAidsFace: but if you say yes, you can make new gems
ZippyAidsFace: plus redo the old ones
ArchiRobot: my valentines day thread!
ZippyAidsFace: its coming up again
ZippyAidsFace: come on final offer
ZippyAidsFace: yes or no
ArchiRobot: i dont have any batteries in my remote controlled car!
ZippyAidsFace: you got 2 seconds
ZippyAidsFace: come on
ZippyAidsFace: 1
ZippyAidsFace: .....
ZippyAidsFace: 1 1/2
ZippyAidsFace: ...
ZippyAidsFace: last shot
ArchiRobot: silenced, thread deleted!
ArchiRobot: not for saying spaz, but for being faggy artistic!
ZippyAidsFace: hey fag
azulintheface: im going to bed
ZippyAidsFace: while we were arguing look what I made for you on the board
ZippyAidsFace: my gift to you
ZippyAidsFace: yours to control as you wish
ArchiRobot: yay!
ZippyAidsFace: who loves ya
ArchiRobot: jesus!
ZippyAidsFace: close enough
ArchiRobot: yay!
ZippyAidsFace: I even bumped the category above goats techie forum
ZippyAidsFace: FOR YOU
ArchiRobot: now i need pictures and flashy object to decorate it!
ZippyAidsFace: be fruitful and multiply
ArchiRobot: :-)
ArchiRobot: thank you
ZippyAidsFace: tomorrow i'll even make you your own category and color for your name
ZippyAidsFace: any color you want
ZippyAidsFace: besides green or red
ArchiRobot: Curator!
ZippyAidsFace: yes
azulintheface: later fagiolas
ZippyAidsFace: later my love
azulintheface has left the room.
ZippyAidsFace: pick a color before I pass out
ZippyAidsFace: pink it is
ArchiRobot: i guess blue is out of the question
ArchiRobot: purple!
ZippyAidsFace: you can have blue
ArchiRobot: the color of royalty1
ZippyAidsFace: I deleted asst admins
ZippyAidsFace: purple or blue?
ArchiRobot: blue is the color of the members
ZippyAidsFace: it is?
ZippyAidsFace: fine purple then
ZippyAidsFace: it shall be done tomorrow
ArchiRobot: or are members periwinkle
ZippyAidsFace: well today technically
ArchiRobot: ok
ZippyAidsFace: no thats my mas trailer
ZippyAidsFace: shes particular to periwinkle
ZippyAidsFace: ok I gotta go pass out bro
ZippyAidsFace: see ya later on today
ArchiRobot: ok
ArchiRobot: later dude
ZippyAidsFace has left the room.
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i liked the first part of that conversation when keyser was bitching about gonzo's use of holocaust humoUr and Gonzo citing those damn .netters.
There are four kinds of people in this world: cretins, fools, morons, and lunatics.
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i didnt even know this forum existed in the past
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.
That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.
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Quote:ZippyAidsFace: I even bumped the category above goats techie forum
ZippyAidsFace: FOR YOU
first you steal my woman and now this????
if you want me to fuckin' leave, just say so!
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Better than Project Mayhem?!
Pshaw!
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I didn't give permission for that to be posted, I will not be suziefied!!!
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Chat-in-public-domain rule in effect! This is an uncensored board! I'm here to shake up the system! Show the behind-the-scenes machinery at work!
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great, another keyser to deal with.
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just be thankful this isn't .net chat, or else you'd have another The Jays to deal with
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200 jays I can deal with, 1 keyser is more than enough.
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He's a regular Dennis the Menace is what he is, by golly.
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oh mister willlllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllson!!!!
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Quote:ZippyAidsFace: I said seriously
ArchiRobot: you know id love to
ZippyAidsFace: you would?
ArchiRobot: i try my best to make people participate
u sux!
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Where is all the faggotry we were promised?
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