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It's getting a little swampy - Stinkynuts for everyone
#1
I really need a shower

Every notice how that shower after a good workout is the best feeling in the world. I think right now I'd rather take a nice hot shower than rip out Alkey's septum and jam my rape rod into his sinuses...you know I must be pretty stinky for that to be the case
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Your pocket Bible will stop an assailant's bullet, but not before it passes through four innocent bystanders, a school-bus gas tank, and your genitals.
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#2
stop posting and get in the fucking shower, i smell u from here
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#3
What the fuck Doc. A new name and this evil personality comes out?

I like it!
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#4
I AM NOT A PIECE OF MEAT TO BE USED FOR YOUR SICK, TWISTED, SEXUAL PLEASURES!
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#5
IrishAlkey Wrote:I AM NOT A PIECE OF MEAT TO BE USED FOR YOUR SICK, TWISTED, SEXUAL PLEASURES!
oh shut up. yes you are and you love it.
I will touch the sun or I will die trying.
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#6
showers are wonderful Big Grin
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#7
IrishAlkey Wrote:I AM NOT A PIECE OF MEAT TO BE USED FOR YOUR SICK, TWISTED, SEXUAL PLEASURES!
thats not what u said last night
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#8
virgingrrl Wrote:showers are wonderful Big Grin
Can I wash your hair and loofa your back?
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#9
If at least one girl would hit on me for every ten guys that do, I wouldn't be so upset.

But, I get nothing, I lose, good day to me!
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#10
IrishAlkey Wrote:If at least one girl would hit on me for every ten guys that do, I wouldn't be so upset.

But, I get nothing, I lose, good day to me!
YOU GOT A NUMBER LAST NIGHT REMEMBER?!?!?!

:p
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#11
NaughtyAngel Wrote:
Quote:If at least one girl would hit on me for every ten guys that do, I wouldn't be so upset.

But, I get nothing, I lose, good day to me!
YOU GOT A NUMBER LAST NIGHT REMEMBER?!?!?!

:p
Don't fucking remind me.
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#12
Maynard Wrote:
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Quote:If at least one girl would hit on me for every ten guys that do, I wouldn't be so upset.

But, I get nothing, I lose, good day to me!
YOU GOT A NUMBER LAST NIGHT REMEMBER?!?!?!

:p
Don't fucking remind me.
ok mr "im lost in weehawken"
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#13
Quote:I AM NOT A PIECE OF MEAT TO BE USED FOR YOUR SICK, TWISTED, SEXUAL PLEASURES!
That's what God invented roofies for.

Quote:showers are wonderful
That one goes right into my spank bank

That was a good friggin shower, my nuts were starting to smell like a week old bologna sandwich, and now they are squeaky clean. That and I had enough fromunda cheese to make hors d'overs for everyone
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Your pocket Bible will stop an assailant's bullet, but not before it passes through four innocent bystanders, a school-bus gas tank, and your genitals.
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#14
Quote:If at least one girl would hit on me for every ten guys that do, I wouldn't be so upset.

Oh, sorry I asked, but you wanted to be on the bottom end of this.... "The Angry Dragon

On the first round of the night, work up an extremely large load during a blow job. Just before you're about to explode, grab the back of her head and ram your unit as far down her throat as possible, causing her to gag on your pint of fluid. The result? She spews it out of her nose, making her resemble an angry dragon. "

So I can't help you. Confusedatan:
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Do that voodoo that you do, so well ~>

HITTING BOTTOM ISN'T A WEEKEND RETREAT! IT'S NOT A SEMINAR! ONLY AFTER YOU'VE LOST EVERYTHING ARE YOU FREE TO DO ANYTHING! YOU SEE, YOU LISTEN, BUT YOU DON'T GET IT! YOU HAVE TO FORGET EVERYTHING YOU KNOW, EVERYTHING YOU THINK YOU KNOW!
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#15
virgingrrl Wrote:showers are wonderful Big Grin
I didn't realize how 'wonderful' they were 'til vg gave me a direct connection to her showercam...
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#16
NaughtyAngel Wrote:
Quote:If at least one girl would hit on me for every ten guys that do, I wouldn't be so upset.

But, I get nothing, I lose, good day to me!
YOU GOT A NUMBER LAST NIGHT REMEMBER?!?!?!

:p
That doesn't count.

I called that number and 25 minutes later a pizza was delivered.
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#17
SLASH Wrote:
Quote:showers are wonderful Big Grin
I didn't realize how 'wonderful' they were 'til vg gave me a direct connection to her showercam...
POST LINK PLZ

KTHXBYE
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#18
IrishAlkey Wrote:
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Quote:If at least one girl would hit on me for every ten guys that do, I wouldn't be so upset.

But, I get nothing, I lose, good day to me!
YOU GOT A NUMBER LAST NIGHT REMEMBER?!?!?!

:p
That doesn't count.

I called that number and 25 minutes later a pizza was delivered.
awwwwwww sorrrry to hear that
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we had a good ride home didnt we though?
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#19
Quote:That one goes right into my spank bank

Quote:I didn't realize how 'wonderful' they were 'til vg gave me a direct connection to her showercam...

glad to be of service to you both Big Grin
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NaughtyAngel Wrote:
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Quote:
Quote:If at least one girl would hit on me for every ten guys that do, I wouldn't be so upset.

But, I get nothing, I lose, good day to me!
YOU GOT A NUMBER LAST NIGHT REMEMBER?!?!?!

:p
That doesn't count.

I called that number and 25 minutes later a pizza was delivered.
awwwwwww sorrrry to hear that
:bouncer:
we had a good ride home didnt we though?
Yeah, but you made a mess in the trunk.
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