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Whats in your shitter to use while pushing out a big ole harry?
This months novelty item at the Onehung household is a hand held wheel of fortune game.
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Sports Illustrated and ESPN Magazine.
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i usually grab something before I go. it can range from anywhere between readings for school to menus
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ew's and playboys mostly, i need to get one of those bathroom magazine racks, cos they keep getting all wet and wrinkled. sometimes a book, or the mail...
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Tomb Raider on GameBoy Advance or Raw Magazine this week.
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at any given time, i have at least 6-10 mags ranging from Maxum to sports illustrated to EGM on top of the tank. Hey, you never know how fuckin long you will be in there.
For that special shit taking adventure, I like to just sit there in misery and picture Lara C. in the room with me. No not naked, just talking. The iritating sound of her voice really makes me focous on the task at hand and push as hard as I can to make her shut the big fuckin mouth of hers and I can escape the bathroom with what little sanity I have left intact.
Oh, and Porn is good anywhere, including on the throne! Nothing like killing two birds with one stone and even the toilet paper gets dual usage. Conserve my friends, it's the only way to be!
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Lately the only thing I've had with me is...
A towel to sop up the blood that squirts out of my eyes from pushing so goddamn hard...
I've got to start eating more fiber.

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the readers digest, a collection of inspirational stories, an chicken soup for the soul
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.
That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.
GonzoStyle Wrote:I pledge my undying love for Arpi, any retraction of this undying love is to be ignored.
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I'm posting from the shitter right now
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RN Magazine - The Profesional Journal with the Personal Touch.
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I'm not one that takes a long time on the shittter. I get down to business quickley and efficiantly.
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Magazines:
Ring
Boxing 2002
Maxim
FHM
Stuff
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Hummercash Wrote:Quote:I'm posting from the shitter right now
yah, i used to do that when i had my iBook.
dude I was kidding...that's gross
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There is nothing to read in my bathroom, I don't see a reason to sit there and bask in the aroma. I get in, I get out.