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Sephiroth · 03-19-2002, 06:33 PM

When a cat is dropped, it always lands on its feet, and when toast is dropped, it always lands with the buttered side facing down. I propose to strap buttered toast to the back of a cat; the two will hover, spinning, inches above the ground. With a giant buttered-cat array, a high-speed monorail could easily link New York with Chicago.

Post your Great Ideas.

Arpikarhu · 03-19-2002, 06:35 PM

Sephiroth Wrote:When a cat is dropped, it always lands on its feet, and when toast is dropped, it always lands with the buttered side facing down. I propose to strap buttered toast to the back of a cat; the two will hover, spinning, inches above the ground. With a giant buttered-cat array, a high-speed monorail could easily link New York with Chicago.

Post your Great Ideas.

you are a godamned genius!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cunt-Twat · 03-19-2002, 06:37 PM

figures the chink is thinking about cat and toast together!

Arpikarhu · 03-19-2002, 06:38 PM

Cunt-Twat Wrote:figures the chink is thinking about cat and toast together!

:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :lol: :lol: :roflmao: :roflmao: :lol:

The Sleeper · 03-19-2002, 06:38 PM

Mountain Dew is neither Mountain nor Dew. We have to do something about that!

Edited By The Sleeper on Mar. 19 2002 at 1:41

BeckyDC · 03-19-2002, 06:45 PM

Cat with toast on its back. Fucking hillarious man. you win on that one.. :roflmao:

Edited By BeckyDC on Mar. 19 2002 at 1:46

DGW · 03-19-2002, 06:49 PM

Well a couple people have come to me with this problem....coughcough Grumpy, Gonzo, Arpi coughcough....but there seems to be a shortage of gerbils at local pet stores. It seems many gerbils lose there lives due to the unability to breath in cramped places. Luckily I am here to save the gerbils and all your worries. I am trying to devise a snorkle like aparatus for the gerbil to wear, but we are experiencing problems with the mouth piece. Seems there mouths are very small, but epoxy tends to solve everything. Luckily and thankfully Grumpy's mom has volunteered to help me in finding a solution to this ever growing problem. Seems she has an interest in the matter. So with the next few weeks of testing and trial runs we hope to get this to the public market. I know a lot of gerbil mothers will be very happy when this product becomes available.

Grumpy · 03-19-2002, 06:54 PM

I don't do gerbils anymore. I've moved onto Guinea Pigs (and I'm not talking about your Italian Grandmother DGW).

in response to the overwhelming demand on blowup dolls placed by Gooch and DGW, I propose the design of disposable fuck puppets. Bang em once and throw them away. We'll make them from biodegradable material so as not to saturate the environment with trash. And considering the amount of puppets that would be purchased by DGW alone, that saves a huge strain on the environment.

DGW · 03-19-2002, 08:27 PM

Quote:Bang em once and throw them away.

Just how I like my women. :poison:

You crazy Turk...I'm only part Italian. I'm a mut god dammit!

Ken'sPen · 03-19-2002, 08:35 PM

mix the mayo in the can with the tuna....
no strike that, feed the tunas mayonaise.

Maynard · 03-19-2002, 08:42 PM

Ken'sPen Wrote:mix the mayo in the can with the tuna....
no strike that, feed the tunas mayonaise.

"You got chocolate in my peanut butter!"
"You got peanut butter in my chocolate!"

Arpikarhu · 03-19-2002, 08:44 PM

Ken'sPen Wrote:mix the mayo in the can with the tuna....
no strike that, feed the tunas mayonaise.

night shift. one of my favorite movies.
idea to combat pollution.edible paper. eat it, its gone. eat it, its outta there.

fbd · 03-19-2002, 08:50 PM

Arpikarhu Wrote:idea to combat pollution.edible paper. eat it, its gone. eat it, its outta there.

they already make that...it comes with pixie stix and those candy dots

Galt · 03-19-2002, 10:34 PM

Sephiroth Wrote:When a cat is dropped, it always lands on its feet, and when toast is dropped, it always lands with the buttered side facing down. I propose to strap buttered toast to the back of a cat; the two will hover, spinning, inches above the ground. With a giant buttered-cat array, a high-speed monorail could easily link New York with Chicago.

And what happens if your little physics experiment fails? What happens if, instead of hovering like a superconducter, the magnitude of the gravitational pull splits the cat sheer in two so both the top and bottom can both land on the ground?

Actually that would be pretty cool. The train might have some problems getting approved though.

crx girl · 03-20-2002, 12:18 AM

i'm :roflmao: and i'm not even :fuggin: yet :bouncer:

SLASH · 03-20-2002, 12:25 AM

Thanks Seph, that was hilarious.. just what I needed.

LZMF1 · 03-20-2002, 12:43 AM

that had to be one of the funniest things i have ever heard.

we can start with 2 of my 3 cats. the 3rd one is tiny and she wouldn't be of much use.

Keyser Soze · 03-20-2002, 12:59 AM

What happens to the rail system if someone masturbates?

Hybrid · 03-20-2002, 01:06 AM

Sephiroth Wrote:When a cat is dropped, it always lands on its feet, and when toast is dropped, it always lands with the buttered side facing down. I propose to strap buttered toast to the back of a cat; the two will hover, spinning, inches above the ground. With a giant buttered-cat array, a high-speed monorail could easily link New York with Chicago.

Post your Great Ideas.

you're a fucking genius.

LZMF1 · 03-20-2002, 01:18 AM

Keyser Soze Wrote:What happens to the rail system if someone masturbates?

why don't you spank your little 2 inch wonder worm and find out?

be sure to let us know what happens. ok, minute man?

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