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Hey Ladi Wrote:Arthur Dent Wrote:Alright, so I'm spending the holiday alone because my entire family and friends are on the other side of the ocean. Don't rub it in. :disappointed: I'd rather be there. It's Spring, there are museums, restaurants, scenery, and it's way older than anything we have here. There is just an air of romance about the place.
A tiny hotle room with hot water every 3rd hour of the day. Wine, bread. Strange cars, crazy drivers. Cemetarys, parks, people watching, etc. Oooo, it'd be like a movie. I wanna go! If only you weren't chained to that radiator... :disappointed:
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Arthur Dent Wrote:If only you weren't chained to that radiator... :disappointed: Dude! Call back of the day! I don't even remember when I said that, but Short Bus is the only logical answer, really.
I don't think I could get the handcuffs through the metaldector, without the obvious stares & giggles.
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Do that voodoo that you do, so well ~>
HITTING BOTTOM ISN'T A WEEKEND RETREAT! IT'S NOT A SEMINAR! ONLY AFTER YOU'VE LOST EVERYTHING ARE YOU FREE TO DO ANYTHING! YOU SEE, YOU LISTEN, BUT YOU DON'T GET IT! YOU HAVE TO FORGET EVERYTHING YOU KNOW, EVERYTHING YOU THINK YOU KNOW!
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Hey Ladi Wrote:I don't think I could get the handcuffs through the metaldector, without the obvious stares & giggles. "Bombs dont tick anymore. They vibrate.
Every once in awhile though, it's a vibrator"
You'll have to use those big zip ties that cops use now.
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Maynard Wrote:"Bombs dont tick anymore. They vibrate.
Every once in awhile though, it's a vibrator"
You'll have to use those big zip ties that cops use now. Lone me one of your's?
"And it is our policy never to imply ownership in the event of a dildo. Its always 'the dildo,' not 'your dildo.'"
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Do that voodoo that you do, so well ~>
HITTING BOTTOM ISN'T A WEEKEND RETREAT! IT'S NOT A SEMINAR! ONLY AFTER YOU'VE LOST EVERYTHING ARE YOU FREE TO DO ANYTHING! YOU SEE, YOU LISTEN, BUT YOU DON'T GET IT! YOU HAVE TO FORGET EVERYTHING YOU KNOW, EVERYTHING YOU THINK YOU KNOW!
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LZMF1 Wrote:Ken'sPen Wrote:Can we send Leonard Nimoy, "In Search of " LZ's 1% of teh funny??? fuck off!!!! i'm just pointing out the obvious. i wasn't trying to be funny. but you sure as hell are. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!
Somebody's panties are all in a bunch!!! :moonie:
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you wanna dig em outta my ass crack?
huh......big boy?
Edited By LZMF1 on Mar. 25 2002 at 1:31
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LZMF1 Wrote:you wanna dig em outta my ass crack? You would loooove that wouldnt you. FAAAAAG!
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Maynard Wrote:LZMF1 Wrote:you wanna dig em outta my ass crack? You would loooove that wouldnt you. FAAAAAG! big POOPIE head
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LZMF1 Wrote:you wanna dig em outta my ass crack? Things found in LZ's ass:
used condoms,
his head,
Sluggos Boot,
anything else....anyone.....anyone???
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Ken'sPen Wrote:anything else....anyone.....anyone? Later tonight...
Probably a six foot trestle ladder.
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Ken'sPen Wrote:LZMF1 Wrote:you wanna dig em outta my ass crack? Things found in LZ's ass:
used condoms,
his head,
Sluggos Boot,
anything else....anyone.....anyone??? yet another gem from the overacheiving mental midget.
i'm not laughing with you, i'm laughing at you. once again, get in the coffin and die!
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Would someone tell this fuck that Post Editing......
IS MY FUCKING GIMMICK!!!!!
:fuckoff: :fuckoff: :fuckoff: :fuckoff: :fuckoff:
It's mine now!!! :moonie:
Now it's MINE MmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmBOP!
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nothing to see here
Edited By NaughtyAngel on Mar. 25 2002 at 2:04
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You Gotta Rub Me The Right Way
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Ken'sPen Wrote:It's mine now!!! :moonie: damn!!!!
Sluggo if you give it back I will return the "Eh?" I took from Danked.
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EH?
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enough of the infantile sqabbling. here is a peace offering ken. spit's butt floss
enjoy
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LZMF1 Wrote:yet another gem from the overacheiving mental midget.
i'm not laughing with you, i'm laughing at you. once again, get in the coffin and die! PLEASE TELL ME I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE SEEING THE IRONY HERE !!!!!
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Hey Ladi Wrote:Arthur Dent Wrote:Alright, so I'm spending the holiday alone because my entire family and friends are on the other side of the ocean. Don't rub it in. :disappointed: I'd rather be there. It's Spring, there are museums, restaurants, scenery, and it's way older than anything we have here. There is just an air of romance about the place.
A tiny hotle room with hot water every 3rd hour of the day. Wine, bread. Strange cars, crazy drivers. Cemetarys, parks, people watching, etc. Oooo, it'd be like a movie. I wanna go! :Homer Voice: You are gay. :/Homer Voice:
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Ken'sPen Wrote:Would someone tell this fuck that Post Editing......
IS MY FUCKING GIMMICK!!!!!
:fuckoff: :fuckoff: :fuckoff: :fuckoff: :fuckoff:
It's mine now!!! :moonie:
Now it's MINE MmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmBOP! Heh. I WIN!!!11!
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Sephiroth Wrote:PLEASE TELL ME I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE SEEING THE IRONY HERE !!!!! Trust me, Mighty Ninja warrior...
You are not alone.
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