Who's sober?

[Maynard]

What's your poison tonight?

[IkeaBoy]

i spent today trying, and failing, to comprehend linked lists and crap for a midterm on wednesday. along with a program i need to write. which i guess i can start tomorrow. but I guess the no sleep thing is the cloest i have to a anti-sober thing. i wish i had greens.

[Sean Cold]

hmmmph

what a pickle.

I wonder who was the first drink induced ass wipe tonight?

BTW, I have a goal, and that goal is to get Ikea to come to mi casa for Wrestlemania and get him shitfaced. :bouncer: :bouncer: :bouncer:

[Maynard]

Can you invite him over and shit on his face instead?

[Rape Fantasizer]

I voted for the awake thing, but I'm not high off it. :disappointed:

[The Sleeper]

I just had a Saranac, but I am not drunk.

[PollyannaFlower46]

I'm 100% sober and drugs are bad mmmkay? Sleeping pills however....they are my friends....

[The Sleeper]

I looked really closely at Maynard's sig pic and saw a scooner! :fuggin:

[Brokenjaw]

I looked really closely at Maynard's sig pic and saw a scooner! :fuggin:

[mallrats]It's Not a scooner, It's a sailboat.!![/mallrats]

[Sephiroth]

I'm a cutter.

[Sluggo]

I'm a cutter.

Don't pull that attention whore shit.

[Brokenjaw]

I'm a cutter.

I'm a little tea pot.
© Fez.



Edited By Brokenjaw on Mar. 03 2002 at 09:36

[Galt]

hmmmph

what a pickle.

I wonder who was the first drink induced ass wipe tonight?

I was bombed at 5:00 PM becuase I went to Harpoonfest. I started drinking at about 2 and didn't stop until 11. I was an asswipe becuase I saw a girl I went out with a year ago there and went home with her despite the fact that she annoys the hell out of me, has that annoying hi-pitched, squealy jewish voice and laugh, and isn't really that good looking.

At least I had her buy me beakfast, drive me home, and didn't even ask for her new number

[IkeaBoy]

I'm a cutter.

i'm now hard...oh wait it was seph who wrote that post. FUCK!

[Keyser Soze]

shit, what was this thread about again?

[Faceman]

I'm a cutter.

I'm a little tea pot.
© Fez.

i do believe the copyright on that is opak and not fez

oh and I get off on being an asshole, so as you all know, I'm getting off all the time



Edited By Faceman on Mar. 03 2002 at 7:54

[onehung]

Its been 16 months since I've partaken in the poison. Can't say I miss it a bit either.



Edited By onehung on Mar. 31 2002 at 07:29

[Keyser Soze]

<center>
Nas - What Goes Around

[Chorus]
Ayo its poison, ecstacy, coke
You say its love, it is poison
Schools where I learned they should be burned, it is poison
Physicians prescripting us medicine which is poison
Doctors injecting our infants with the poison
Religion misoverstood is poison

[Verse 1]
Niggas up in my hood be getting shot giving poison
In hospitals, shots rittle the block
Little children and elderly women run for their lives
Drizzling rain come out the sky every time somebody dies,
Must be out my fucking mind, what is this, the hundreth time?
Sending flowers to funerals, reading rest in peace
You know the usual, death comes in threes
Life is short is what some nigga said
Not if you measure life by how one lives and what he did
Its funny how these black killer companies is making money off us
Fast food, ?? solar skull and bone crossers

[Chorus]

[Verse 2]
Sisters up in my hood trying to do good given choices
When pregnant drop out of school or have abortions
Stop working hoping that they find a man that will support them
Up late night on they mothers cordless, thinking a perm or
Bleaching cream will make better when they gorgeous
White girls tanning, lypo suction
Fake titties are implanted, fake lips thats life destruction
Lightskin women, bi-racial hateful toward themselves
Denying even they blood
I don't judge Tiger Woods but I overstand the mental poison
Thats even worser than drugs

[Chorus]

[Verse 3]
Radio and TV poison, white Jesus poison
And any thoughts of taking me down is poison
Who want beef now, my heat shell annoyed them, plaow

[Talking]
Never to worry, all the wrong doers got it coming back to em
A thousand times over
Every dog has its day and everything flips around
Even the most greatest nation in the world has it coming back to em
Everybody reaps what they souls thats how it goes
Innocent lives will be taken, it may get worse but we'll get through it
Yall be strong

[Verse 4]
The China-men built the railroad
The Indians saved the Pilgrim
And in return the Pilgrim killed em
They call it it Thanksgiving, I call your holiday hellday
Cause I'm from poverty, neglected by the wealthy
Me and my niggas share gifts every day like Christmas
Slay bitches and party everyday like this is the last
I'm with my heckles connecting and we hitting the lad
This is my level, fuck if it get you mad
It's all poison, all of my words to enemies it is poison
Rappers only talk about ki's, its all poison
How could you call yourself emcees you ain't poison
Think about the kids you mislead with the poison
And any thoughts of taking me down is all poison
Who want beef now, my heat shell annoyed them, plaow

[Hook]
What goes around comes around my nigga
And what goes up it must come down my nigga
The soldiers found below the ground my nigga
Just hold it down we older now my nigga
What goes around comes around my nigga
And what goes up it must come down my nigga
The soldiers found below the ground my nigga
Just hold it down we older now my nigga

[Verse 5]
This nigga Ike with the Iverson jersey
Light skin with herpees
Fuckin' sisters in Harlem, Brooklyn and D.C.
This is the problem cause he never tell em he got it
From letting fags suck him off Rikers Island in nine-three
Drives in Benz, hangs in all the parties
All the concerts, backstage where the stars be
Rocking their shirts in bitches faces like clockwork
Whats your name, where you from, chain blinging
Thinking girls everywheres dumb, taking powder ruining their lives
So they could never have babies, and they could never be wives
He never used a condom, give him head he got ya
Met the wrong bitch and now he dead from the monster AIDs
I contemplate, believing in karma
Those on top could just break and wont be eating tomorrow
I know some bitches who be sleeping on niggas dreams
They leave when they nigga blow she the first bitch on her knees
Knowing dudes thats neglecting their seeds
Instead of taking care of em they spending money on trees
I pray for you deadbeat daddies
Cause when them kids get grown its too late for you
Now you old and you getting shitted on
Its all scientific, mystic, you know the Earth and the stars
Don't hesitate to say you heard it from Nas
What is destined shall be
George Bush killer til George Bush kills me
Much blessings be healthy, remember

[Hook]
</center>

[Hey Ladi]

I was an asswipe becuase I saw a girl I went out with a year ago there and went home with her despite the fact that she annoys the hell out of me, has that annoying hi-pitched, squealy jewish voice and laugh, and isn't really that good looking.

Chandler?

[NaughtyAngel]

well im sober now but saturday was a whole different story