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Masturbation - What do you use?
#21
Things that go "Buzzzz Buzzzz Buzzzzz."
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#22
LunaBabe Wrote:Things that go "Buzzzz Buzzzz Buzzzzz."
buzzzzz buzzzzz buzzzzzz
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.

That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.


GonzoStyle Wrote:I pledge my undying love for Arpi, any retraction of this undying love is to be ignored.



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#23
I use my imagination and one or two fingers. Sometimes just rubbing my crotch against the seam in my jeans while Im sitting is enough. Once I used a perry ellis 360 bottle. No mechanical devices though.
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#24
LunaBabe Wrote:Things that go "Buzzzz Buzzzz Buzzzzz."
BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZ, BUZZZZZZZZZ, BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!
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#25
Silera Wrote:I use my imagination and one or two fingers. Sometimes just rubbing my crotch against the seam in my jeans while Im sitting is enough. Once I used a perry ellis 360 bottle. No mechanical devices though.
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#26
Quote:Sometimes just rubbing my crotch against the seam in my jeans while Im sitting is enough
mmm, that's always a pleasant surprise isn't it. and i just use crack's cock, um, i mean, usually just digital, but i really need to go shopping for some new toys :bouncer:
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#27
crx girl Wrote:
Quote:Sometimes just rubbing my crotch against the seam in my jeans while Im sitting is enough
mmm, that's always a pleasant surprise isn't it.
mmmm yes it is! i have no toys, they kinda scare me actually. so i usually go for the hands or taking a bath always works for me Smile
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#28
Quote:taking a bath always works for me
judging by your general odor, i would say thats a lie
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.

That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.


GonzoStyle Wrote:I pledge my undying love for Arpi, any retraction of this undying love is to be ignored.



Nominated for," 2005 poster of the year", by 4 out of 6 mods!
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#29
Quote:judging by your general odor, i would say thats a lie

is it pick on vg day? if so how come no one told me? Sad
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#30
virgingrrl Wrote:
Quote:judging by your general odor, i would say thats a lie

is it pick on vg day? if so how come no one told me? Sad
now i feel bad. sorry
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.

That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.


GonzoStyle Wrote:I pledge my undying love for Arpi, any retraction of this undying love is to be ignored.



Nominated for," 2005 poster of the year", by 4 out of 6 mods!
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#31
Silera Wrote:Sometimes just rubbing my crotch against the seam in my jeans while Im sitting is enough.
Some days, I wish I was a chick

I go nekkid. No lube, that would just mean I'd have to clean up afterward. I just wipe my hand on the nearest absorbant surface, and then go about my day
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Your pocket Bible will stop an assailant's bullet, but not before it passes through four innocent bystanders, a school-bus gas tank, and your genitals.
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#32
Quote:Some days, I wish I was a chick
If you were a chick, I'd fuck you till you cried.
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#33
Quote:I go nekkid. No lube, that would just mean I'd have to clean up afterward. I just wipe my hand on the nearest absorbant surface, and then go about my day


*note to self* never touch anything in Doc's room Smile
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#34
Quote:If you were a chick, I'd fuck you till you cried.

You and Arpi on the rocks again, huh? Nothing is hotter than a guy on the rebound

Boing

Quote:*note to self* never touch anything in Doc's room
Who said I do that in MY room?
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#35
Quote:Who said I do that in MY room?

*note to self* never touch anything where Doc has been....EVER
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#36
virgingrrl Wrote:
Quote:Who said I do that in MY room?

*note to self* never touch anything where Doc has been....EVER
It's ok hon. You can touch me instead. Forget doc.
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#37
Quote:*note to self* never touch anything where Doc has been....EVER

I win!

Oh, and MayRedDog, thanks for the c-block. The first time vg acknowleges my existance EVER and you pull this shit.

Ass
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#38
Quote:Oh, and MayRedDog, thanks for the c-block. The first time vg acknowleges my existance EVER and you pull this shit.



hello Doc...two mentions in one night..looks like its your lucky day Wink
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#39
Dock...Don't be silly...
Maynard NEVER C-Blocks...NEVER...
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#40
Quote:hello Doc...two mentions in one night..looks like its your lucky day

Excuse me while I find an absorbant surface

(insert 'ewww' now)
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