Is this the wife you've been looking for?

[Ahlexus]

<center>

Yeah.. but can she <font color=blue>"cook??"</font></center>

[Hey Ladi]

I've always loved #3

[OAS]

pfffft

[Silera]

#1 & #24 are all me.

[Metalfan]

Please, just another fucking case of false advertising.....when ya get there, they only have the Nagging Bitch model. Classic case of bait and switch

[DGW]

Women like this do not exist......but I'll take Silera up on 1 & 24!

[Spitfire]

#1, 6, 8, 9, 14, 16 (except I'd change it myself), 17, 21, and 25 pretty much describe me...


I don't get chicks that don't like porn or won't let their man watch it. My friend's fiance won't even let him get Playboy...and is not even allowing him to have strippers at the Bachelor Party. Porn keeps guys happy when their woman isn't around; if you don't let them have it, they're gonna find it somewhere else. I'd rather have my man jerking it to a good porno, rather than have him go blow his load elsewhere.

[JIMMYSNUKA]

I've always loved #3

I love helping with #3.

[OAS]

#1, 6, 8, 9, 14, 16 (except I'd change it myself), 17, 21, and 25 pretty much describe me...


I don't get chicks that don't like porn or won't let their man watch it. My friend's fiance won't even let him get Playboy...and is not even allowing him to have strippers at the Bachelor Party. Porn keeps guys happy when their woman isn't around; if you don't let them have it, they're gonna find it somewhere else. I'd rather have my man jerking it to a good porno, rather than have him go blow his load elsewhere.

Your friend needs to dump this bitch now. He will suffer forever.

[Metalfan]

#1, 6, 8, 9, 14, 16 (except I'd change it myself), 17, 21, and 25 pretty much describe me...


I don't get chicks that don't like porn or won't let their man watch it. My friend's fiance won't even let him get Playboy...and is not even allowing him to have strippers at the Bachelor Party. Porn keeps guys happy when their woman isn't around; if you don't let them have it, they're gonna find it somewhere else. I'd rather have my man jerking it to a good porno, rather than have him go blow his load elsewhere.

That is why we love teh Spit!

[Rape Fantasizer]

Honestly, the large majority of those would be something I'd say. Not with the ditz factor she had, but I would still do them. I agree with Spit, I hate girls that think their guy watching porn is a bad thing. Let them watch it everyday, hell, I watch it everyday.

[Metalfan]

Why can't Mrs. Metal think more like you ladies....gah damn

[Ahlexus]

I agree with you and Spit too. However, I don't think I'll ever find myself saying #5



Edited By Ahlexus on April 02 2002 at 4:38

[JIMMYSNUKA]

I agree with you and Spit too. However, I don't think I'll ever find myself saying #5

Lets give it a try.

Ill even go as far as dumping a corn ridden moth cocoon looking log righ on your forehead.

and you will still say #5


***fixed your quotes snuks



Edited By Spitfire on April 02 2002 at 6:30

[Grumpy]

hey snuk - pull my finger.....I had refried bean burritos for lunch today.

[Tequila]

#1 & #24 are all me.

That is why I love you

[JIMMYSNUKA]

#1 would be better if it read...

I save all your juvenile juice for a little over a year in a 5 gallon pail. Then I can swallow it all at once using a beer funnel. I'll even eat sausage and peppers beforehand and let you smell my burp when im done.

[Keyser Soze]

That Mr. Spit is one lucky motherfucker.