04-02-2002, 03:58 PM
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Yeah.. but can she <font color=blue>"cook??"</font></center>
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Yeah.. but can she <font color=blue>"cook??"</font></center>
Is this the wife you've been looking for?
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04-02-2002, 03:58 PM
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![]() Yeah.. but can she <font color=blue>"cook??"</font></center>
04-02-2002, 04:00 PM
I've always loved #3
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Do that voodoo that you do, so well ~> HITTING BOTTOM ISN'T A WEEKEND RETREAT! IT'S NOT A SEMINAR! ONLY AFTER YOU'VE LOST EVERYTHING ARE YOU FREE TO DO ANYTHING! YOU SEE, YOU LISTEN, BUT YOU DON'T GET IT! YOU HAVE TO FORGET EVERYTHING YOU KNOW, EVERYTHING YOU THINK YOU KNOW!
04-02-2002, 04:04 PM
#1 & #24 are all me.
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![]() ...like that cut on the roof of your mouth that would go away if you'd stop tonguing it, but you can't.</center>
04-02-2002, 04:05 PM
Please, just another fucking case of false advertising.....when ya get there, they only have the Nagging Bitch model. Classic case of bait and switch
<center>Special thanks to a certain file server for obliterating my pics......assholes!</center>
<center>What the fuck are YOU looking at?</center>
04-02-2002, 04:09 PM
Women like this do not exist......but I'll take Silera up on 1 & 24!
04-02-2002, 04:11 PM
#1, 6, 8, 9, 14, 16 (except I'd change it myself), 17, 21, and 25 pretty much describe me...
I don't get chicks that don't like porn or won't let their man watch it. My friend's fiance won't even let him get Playboy...and is not even allowing him to have strippers at the Bachelor Party. Porn keeps guys happy when their woman isn't around; if you don't let them have it, they're gonna find it somewhere else. I'd rather have my man jerking it to a good porno, rather than have him go blow his load elsewhere.
<center>In the 60's people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.</center>
04-02-2002, 04:16 PM
Spitfire Wrote:#1, 6, 8, 9, 14, 16 (except I'd change it myself), 17, 21, and 25 pretty much describe me...Your friend needs to dump this bitch now. He will suffer forever. ![]()
04-02-2002, 06:28 PM
Quote:#1, 6, 8, 9, 14, 16 (except I'd change it myself), 17, 21, and 25 pretty much describe me...That is why we love teh Spit! ![]()
<center>Special thanks to a certain file server for obliterating my pics......assholes!</center>
<center>What the fuck are YOU looking at?</center>
04-02-2002, 08:05 PM
Honestly, the large majority of those would be something I'd say. Not with the ditz factor she had, but I would still do them. I agree with Spit, I hate girls that think their guy watching porn is a bad thing. Let them watch it everyday, hell, I watch it everyday.
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04-02-2002, 08:07 PM
Why can't Mrs. Metal think more like you ladies....gah damn
<center>Special thanks to a certain file server for obliterating my pics......assholes!</center>
<center>What the fuck are YOU looking at?</center>
04-02-2002, 09:38 PM
I agree with you and Spit too. However, I don't think I'll ever find myself saying #5
Edited By Ahlexus on April 02 2002 at 4:38
04-02-2002, 10:34 PM
Quote:I agree with you and Spit too. However, I don't think I'll ever find myself saying #5Lets give it a try. ![]() Ill even go as far as dumping a corn ridden moth cocoon looking log righ on your forehead. and you will still say #5 ***fixed your quotes snuks Edited By Spitfire on April 02 2002 at 6:30 ![]()
04-02-2002, 10:36 PM
hey snuk - pull my finger.....I had refried bean burritos for lunch today.
Have a great day!
04-02-2002, 10:55 PM
#1 would be better if it read...
I save all your juvenile juice for a little over a year in a 5 gallon pail. Then I can swallow it all at once using a beer funnel. I'll even eat sausage and peppers beforehand and let you smell my burp when im done. ![]() |
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