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Guess the organization. - Pop quiz hot shots.
#1
Can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 500 employees and has the following statistics:

*29 have been accused of spousal abuse
*7 have been arrested for fraud
*19 have been accused of writing bad checks
*117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses
*3 have done time for assault
*71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
*14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
*8 have been arrested for shoplifting
*21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
*84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year.

Can you guess which organization this is?
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#2
The GonzoStyle Philipeno Boys and Girls Club?
I hold the dubious honor of being the only person never modded who has also never been to a party who in the past had a shared account with a vegetable reference that has had consensual sex with a woman who wasn't from the board that also knows what >) means and remembers the end of the golden age.
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#3
The WWF?
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#4
The NBA or MLB or NFL
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#5
Congress?:roflmao:
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#6
congress?
fuckin Maynard!!!!!!!



Edited By Ken'sPen on April 12 2002 at 4:11
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#7
i am going with NBA
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.

That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.


GonzoStyle Wrote:I pledge my undying love for Arpi, any retraction of this undying love is to be ignored.



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#8
I'm going to go with congress (or the House of Representatives)
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I KNOW EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!
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#9
You lose ken!
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#10
The Screen Actors Guild?
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#11
Quote:I'm going to go with congress (or the House of Representatives)

DING DING DING! We have a winnar! It's the 535 members of the United States Congress - the same group of Idiots that crank out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep the rest of us in line.
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#12
Wait a minute fuck burgler. I said congress first!
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#13
Yeah but you never win, remember?
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#14
Oh yeah. :disappointed:


But Ken said it second. Thus then making him the weiner.
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#15
True, Ken you are the winner but you are gonna have to fight Ikea for the prize, I already gave it to him.
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#16
Somehow....if you're giving the prize....I don't think I want it.



It's most likely more pictures of yourself.
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#17
actually its this...

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:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:
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#19
hey I could use one of those.
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#20
< grumpy school of the funny > Sorry, they don't make a RealDog yet. < /grumpy school of the funny >
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