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Ken is on today.
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That's line of the day so far.
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same here snuka...sorry if that made you hungry..i'm sure grumpys mom can whip you up a nice batch of clam chowder, or if you just squeeze out the rug, there should be plenty of cruchy clots for you to snack on
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well if you see the bloody hand prints on your wall that was me trying to climb back out the window.
your mess is much much better than grumpys mom.
grumpy's moms snatch looks like she forgot to wash off the shaving cream and decided to throw in some leftover cherry jello.
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yeah..but you still go back for seconds anyway...like you told me, there's always room for j-e-l-l-o
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of course. cant let good stuff go to waste. lol..speaking of "waste" where is grump?
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I don't know how to feel about this. :walks away shaking head:
I hold the dubious honor of being the only person never modded who has also never been to a party who in the past had a shared account with a vegetable reference that has had consensual sex with a woman who wasn't from the board that also knows what >) means and remembers the end of the golden age.
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Ooopsie.....sorry HedCold. I was just trying to guess the answer. Forgive me?
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if you had 3 penises , your pants would fit like a glove.
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Quote:3. Maybe you want to have a threesome with 2 girls
duh
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Quote:6)AIDS in Africa: Bad?
Quote:6. I think that has something to do with eating diseased monkeys...I don't know.
Actually, there was an extremely thought provoking article about this in Rolling Stone years ago...
The theory that seemed the most convincing was; The Oral Polio Vacc. that was being administered over there was grown using monkey livers instead of Chicken embryos...
The disease mutated from the symian form to what we have now...
I don't think I have heard a better explaination.
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