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I need to be identified as something else - 'members' doesn't cut it
#1
For years now I've been the glue that held this place together and what do I get for it?

"Member?"

My dickness services have delighted and annoyed countless people, bringing them together.

I am the object which sticks from your crotch

I am the thorn in your side

I am the desire of women

I am the cure to Spit’s oral fixation

I am dick
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#2
Who are you again?

Wait, wait, are you that Big Arms guy?
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Your pocket Bible will stop an assailant's bullet, but not before it passes through four innocent bystanders, a school-bus gas tank, and your genitals.
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#3
I thought he was Adolescent Masturbator, isn't that a linux penquin in his avatar?
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#4
I think we are on the verge of a showdown.

There ia a new dick in town, and his name is Maynard.

Take twelve steps and draw, may the bigger dick win.:firebounce:
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#5
DON'T POKE THE SLEEPING BEAR.
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#6
Quote:I think we are on the verge of a showdown.

There ia a new dick in town, and his name is Maynard.

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TEACHER VS. STUDENT
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Fucking typos



Edited By Doc on April 23 2002 at 01:48
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Your pocket Bible will stop an assailant's bullet, but not before it passes through four innocent bystanders, a school-bus gas tank, and your genitals.
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#7
You remind me of a alcoholik faggot I once knew.
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#8
Quote:You remind me of a alcoholik faggot I once knew.

And you called him Dad didn't you??
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#9
{Big Grin}

Wasn't I ALWAYS a dick here though? I thought Fez dropped that moniker once he got here.
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#10
When we think dick, we think Fez

When Maynard thinks dick, well what else does he think of? :blow:
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#11
Quote:When we think dick, we think Fez
no, I think Sluggo & the lucky 13 :lol:

When Maynard thinks dick, well what else does he think of?
Unfortunatly, the same answer may apply here.
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Do that voodoo that you do, so well ~>

HITTING BOTTOM ISN'T A WEEKEND RETREAT! IT'S NOT A SEMINAR! ONLY AFTER YOU'VE LOST EVERYTHING ARE YOU FREE TO DO ANYTHING! YOU SEE, YOU LISTEN, BUT YOU DON'T GET IT! YOU HAVE TO FORGET EVERYTHING YOU KNOW, EVERYTHING YOU THINK YOU KNOW!
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#12
<span style='font-size:17pt;line-height:100%'>D'OH!!!</span>
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Get your own Gamercard Sig.
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#13
Hey Doc - what the fuck is a Kion? please explain......
Have a great day!
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#14
Yeah Doc...what is a kion...none of us here get the "smart" humor.
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#15
kion is like a lion but black. they're the outcasts.
just pluggin away to win......don't mind me.
Have a great day!
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#16
grumpy, you are much better at teh smart than you are at teh funney.
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#17
Quote:grumpy, you are much better at teh smart than you are at teh funney.

See Keyser, but you always said Grumpy was a good for nothing sand nigga. I told you one day he would find his niche!:firebounce:
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#18
Quote:I need to be identified as something else
I have plenty of suggestions but that would be far too easy.
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#19
Probably wouldn't be too funney though.
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#20
With people like Sluggo as a moderator, I think I should do rather well around here.
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