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Please,
members of CDIH, be kind, be giving.
For almost a year now I have known the man called Grumpy.
And during that time, I have watched him beat a One Trick Pony into the proverbial Dead Horse.
The Man knows but three jokes, the punchlines to which are as follows.
1.) Ken's Ass.
2.) Ken's Sister.
3.) Arpi is gay.
This is an appeal to the wit that resides on this board. Please help this skipping record out. Give him more material.
and perchance a board persona that surpasses,
I am short and I am angry, grrrrrrrrrr.
thank you.
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Arpi's ass
Ken's gay
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The entire world has been awaiting this post
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I think Ken want's grumpy to fuck him in the ass while he eat's out his sister and watches Arpi and his gay lover fuck like wild bears.
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Take me now, Maymay!!!
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OK...I came...Go away...
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I have a suggestion. I think Grumpy should strap dynamite to himself and run into a crowded cafe, look around for people writing down what they had for lunch so they can post it on a message board, run over towards those people, and then detonate himself. The problem with that trick is that he could only do it once.
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Ken still is not teh funney
Arpi plays softball?
Mc(insert your favorite deragotory term here)
Maynard! Get in Cell #1!
I'm stalking Street Angel...back off!
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Does his sister at least taste funny?
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I'll do ya, C-T...:blow: :fucking: {

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Yeah CT, but he'll be THINKING about Maynard. :loveya: